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Title: How old do you have to be... Post by verslagen1 on 07/10/15 at 11:25:52 to predict the outcome? 2 bikers meet on the superslab and see the same event unfold... a young guy on a sportbike and a q-tip on a bobber see a traffic break being made, the lone chippy is going slower and slower then stops cause everyone is creeping up on him gets on the loud speaker and advises everyone they're gonna get a ticket if they don't stay back. then he starts again and makes a few circles then stops, gets out and clears a tire tread spit out by a truck in my lane (thank you mister chippy) When he starts back up he proceeds at a pedestrian 65 and pulls off the next exit a mile away. How many of you can guess what's about to happen? |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by stewmills on 07/10/15 at 11:32:35 I like trivia/puzzles, etc. but you totally lost me on that one. |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by Art Webb on 07/10/15 at 11:44:14 The sportbiker will likely hit warp speed, while the Q tip will likely ride a bit more sedate then, this being Cali, a huge traffic jam will spontaneously occur because no reason Stew, a chippy is a California Highway Patrolman CHiP, a Q tip would be a white haired d00d and young guys on sportbikes are usually squids |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by stewmills on 07/10/15 at 11:48:12 Thanks. I was missing the lingo and that had me all confused. Of course. I do know CHiP's as I grew up in the late 70s and 80s and that was one of my favorite shows. I wanted to be Erik Estrada when I grew up. ;) qtip and squid, I will make note :) |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by Chase on 07/10/15 at 11:56:53 gets on at next on ramp to follow the qtip? |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by verslagen1 on 07/10/15 at 11:58:31 6B787E7D6F68680A0 wrote:
bingo on this part, but the reason q tip is hanging back shouldn't surprise you... few more seconds... |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by verslagen1 on 07/10/15 at 11:59:21 404B49424B594F1B13121A2A0 wrote:
oh... so close. |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by Chase on 07/10/15 at 12:05:02 ok so he got on the next on ramp to follow squid at warp speed and the qtip waved at the squid pulled over? |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by verslagen1 on 07/10/15 at 12:18:14 474C4E454C5E481C14151D2D0 wrote:
bingo, qtip knew chippy was a sneaky b'tard as they pull this tactic often, but it's the 1st time I saw it after a traffic break. Usually, they let you go, but this time chippy displayed a nasty nature and I hung back knowing what was about to happen. Also, that exit is in the middle of nowhere. |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by Dave on 07/10/15 at 14:09:46 Hey Versy......Where you the Qtip? |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by verslagen1 on 07/10/15 at 14:13:41 7A414C5B4A465D5B4048455A290 wrote:
yes, but it's an exaggeration. qtip's generally are dangerously unobservant and drive 4 wheeled battering rams. Some are known to mistake gas pedals for brake pedals and park too close to the cash register. |
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Title: Re: How old do you have to be... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 07/10/15 at 16:11:07 Some are known to mistake gas pedals for brake pedals and park too close to the cash register. That's funny.. Picture this. We are exiting a parking lot. Lane for exit, median , entrance lane.. We were almost past the start of the median when some idiot pulls in , heading straight at us. My wife tensed up, accelerating.. we were hollering STOP, she got off the gas, stopped, bAcked up, the idiot never looked at us, said Sorry, I couldn't even see the bumper dive, don't think he knew he screwed up, looked late twenties. And, I didn't see a phone... Maybe he was smoking something... |
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