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Title: Tis is Finland Män Post by mpescatori on 04/07/15 at 07:42:51 Finland Män is like tis. When weik up in mornink, Finland Män först tink öpaut kross näshional produkt. Must wörk lot. Pefore die, häv tu pay haus to pänk. Pänk take 50 prosent ov Finland Män säläry. Kovörment täx ofis take 60 prosent. Must wörk more. Finland Män is like tis. When ket out ov ped, Finland Män kou tu kitshön. Trink kofi. Tsek eemails. Eat one moose. If inaf time, say helou to Womän ät home. Not shou emousshiöns. Then Finland Män kou tu wörk. Finland Män is like tis. When trive out ov karaash, Finland Män look at neipörs kar. If neipörs kar smaller, Finland Män smile. If neipörs kar pikkör, Finland Män not shou emousshiöns. Finland Män is like tis. When ket tu wörk, Finland Män nevö stop. When Finland Män wos littel tshild, not ket milk from Mothör. Ket protestant etik. When Finland Män häv own fiuneral, then daunshift. Finland Män is like tis. When 12 o klok, Finland Män häv luntsh. Eat one moose. Eat älone. Not spiik tu änipadi. If waitter smile, Finland Män tink: why I luk funny? Not shou emousshiöns. Tsek eemails. Finland Män is like tis. When Fraiday, Finland Män kou tu trink piör with othör Finland Män. Not spiik. When trink tuu matsh piör änd pottel ov votka, say tu othör Finland Män: ”You my pest frend.” Then kou tu karaoke. Sing säd song. This häpi moument. Finland Män is like tis. When young, kou tu one parti. Late evenink kou tu spiik Womän. If laki, Womän spiik too. Then puild home. Eat moose tukethör. Finland Män is like tis. When Satördei, Finland Män kou tu sauna. Trow sevön pakets ov watör on roks. Äfter sauna häv äpointment in pedroom with Womän. Not shou emousshiöns. Finland Män is like tis. When Womän ät home äsk öpaut love, Finland Män not änswör. Finland Män say: tis we olredi talk on thö altar. Not shou emousshiöns. Finland Män is like tis. When Womän ät home want divorss änd leave Finland Män, Finland Män sörprised. Not shou emousshiöns. Finland Män kou tu forest änd talk tu tree. Then eat moose älone. Tsek eemails. Finland Män is like tis. When holiday, Finland Män trive kar tu lake. Finland Män is petter triver thän evripadi. Finland Män trive kantri road fäst. If kams moose, tuu päd. Moose die. Finland Män eat. Finland män is like tis. When with othör piippul, Finland Män want tu be älone. When älone, Finland Män äsk himself, why nopodi like me? Eat one moose. Tsek eemails. Finland Män is like tis. When olmost retire, Finland Män häv hart ätäk. Not tel enipadi, pekoos is shame. Tsek eemails. Then die. Tis wos Finland Män. ;D Kommentit kreit aartiköl, moor staf laik tis! Ai ökrii! Is tis sefpootret, söör? It is vöri funi i must to sei. i äm so häpi tat so meni finis men spik enklis so vel! Tänk ju, söör, veri mats! Ju meit my dey. This häpi moument. Riid tis. Nau ai nou,wai mai Man laik tis. Nau eat moose to selepreit. Ai äm nau so gläd that ai riid this. Bat äs Finland män ai shou nou imöushons 8-) Tsek 67 moor Komentaria

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/07/15 at 09:01:16 Took a while to figure out how to read that. I'd tell how it makes me feel, but I don't show my emotions. I wonder where my family comes from.

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by mpescatori on 04/08/15 at 05:12:24 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by Dave on 04/08/15 at 05:23:54 How do you prepare Moose fur eatink?

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/08/15 at 09:34:03 preparation? Vot ees dis preparation yew spiik off? You eeeet it, dat iss all.

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by Serowbot on 04/08/15 at 09:44:04 Yall's tawkin' funny akscents... Speak Mercan, lak Gowd intenid fer ussens tew... :-?...

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by jcstokes on 04/08/15 at 23:23:01 Is Mercan south of Texas? Danish man opporontly seemelr to Finland man.

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by Dave on 04/09/15 at 09:55:35 Eat Moose...I thought they ate Lutefisk?

Title: Re: Tis is Finland Män Post by verslagen1 on 04/09/15 at 12:10:47 Quote: Eat one moose. Tsek eemails. is that like tequila, lime and salt?

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