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Message started by Serowbot on 02/05/15 at 14:48:45

Title: Border security...
Post by Serowbot on 02/05/15 at 14:48:45

Nearly 80f today... so we took a little ride...
If you ride anywhere around S. Az,... you're going hit a border checkpoint...

These consist of about 6 guys, guns, a dog, 4 or 5 vehicles, a couple of trailers,.. speed signs, cones, bump strips...
... and as you approach, you flip up your faceshield, and the guard asks,...
"US citizen?"...
"Yup"...
... and he's waves you on by...

That's it... ;D ;D ;D...     "Yup"... ::)...

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Art Webb on 02/05/15 at 15:16:00

try saying 'si' or 'da' and see what happens ;)

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Serowbot on 02/05/15 at 16:27:49

"Noop",... ;D ;D ;D...

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 02/05/15 at 16:39:02

I dunno,man, somehow I just don't see me getting the right answer out first.
Are you?
Comes to mind..
Long as they don't start asking for license,registration,insurance and all that, even could most likely be cool. I could probably manage a plain
Yep..

But, believing as I do, I don't have any respect for the charade, the pretense that those checkpoints have any impact on number of illegal immigrants.

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Serowbot on 02/05/15 at 17:01:33

JOG,...  
"Are you?" will probably get you a strip search and a drug sniffing dog in your crotch... maybe your bike dissembled...
"Yup" works...   ;D ;D ;D...

I just think it's hysterical that "Yup" has got me through probably 1000 checks over the last 10 years...

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Kris01 on 02/05/15 at 17:40:52

I feel secure now.  :o

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Steve H on 02/05/15 at 18:40:01

i  feel so much safer knowing they are hassling citizens 40 or 50 miles from the border instead of actually patrolling the border and catching the border crossers.

Say nyet comrade when they ask you.

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by verslagen1 on 02/05/15 at 18:59:50

couple years ago ran thru one at night.
before I got there, got my picture tooken and plate read for sure.
yep got me thru too.

don't spit in the wind.

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Dave on 02/06/15 at 03:40:19

Well.....with your motorcycle and smiley face....chances are you don't fit the profile of what they are really looking for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Oidxh69zA

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Oidxh69zA[/media]

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by Blinky-FSO on 02/06/15 at 05:42:10


704B4651404C57514A424F50230 wrote:
Well.....with your motorcycle and smiley face....chances are you don't fit the profile of what they are really looking for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Oidxh69zA

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Oidxh69zA[/media]

We should welcome these guys with open arms. They are already have a job skill, manning the clown car at the circus.

Good hunting

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by MnSpring on 02/06/15 at 17:48:43


Quote:
"US citizen?"...
"Yup"...
... and he's waves you on by...


;D ;D ;D
When I drive my car, with a Minn Lic Plate,
and go through the checks.
It has always a, 'young person' checking.

And when I Say:
"A-yep, Ya Betch ya, I is a Citizon form MeNeSota"
The, 'older' person, waves me through, and is LHAO !
And the younger person has the:
"Doe in the headlight', look.

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by spearheadss on 02/17/15 at 17:17:23


7563746971646972060 wrote:
JOG,...  
"Are you?" will probably get you a strip search and a drug sniffing dog in your crotch... maybe your bike dissembled...
"Yup" works...   ;D ;D ;D...

I just think it's hysterical that "Yup" has got me through probably 1000 checks over the last 10 years...



Serow, you have probably went through one of my posts then. At least before I got out of AZ.

Title: Re: Border security...
Post by MMRanch on 02/17/15 at 20:50:38

  Its those jerks in DC that can't get it right , starting from the top from what I can see.   The  border agents are just people trying to keep their jobs , like every body else.  

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