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Title: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Dane Allen on 05/14/14 at 10:43:32 Based on this new evidence, I concede that global warming is real and will destroy the world in 500 days: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/french-foreign-minister-500-days-avoid-climate-chaos_792736.html Exerpt: Quote:
I mean, it's the French so it must be real, time to load up the credit cards and take a 2nd and 3rd on the house. Screw you student loans!!! What will you do with your last 500 days on Earth? On a side note: France is scheduled to host the "21st Conference of the Parties on Climate Change" in December 2015, about 565 days from now... >:( My only chance to go to a hoitie toitie conference and it is scheduled after the world is guaranteed to be uninhabitable >:( >:( >:( |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Paraquat on 05/14/14 at 11:03:20 http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rmo/lowres/death-doomsayers-the_end_is_near-prophecies-prophets-doom-rmon1954l.jpg --Steve |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Dane Allen on 05/14/14 at 11:18:03 Now that we only have 499 1/2 days left to live I find myself reminiscing about the better times. I'm gonna Miss JOG and Web and Sero and especially Versy. |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Serowbot on 05/14/14 at 12:46:34 No worries,... see ya' in hell... ;D... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by pgambr on 05/14/14 at 14:00:44 Just curious, generally speaking what do atheists believe happens after you pass? :-? |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by verslagen1 on 05/14/14 at 14:06:48 6176707C7363110 wrote:
They'll have a party... sit around laying bets as to whether the religious base turd went up or down. |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by shorty on 05/14/14 at 15:29:04 6C7B7D717E6E1C0 wrote:
worm food ;D |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Dane Allen on 05/14/14 at 16:37:27 To Sero I leave bequeath my SuzukiSavage.com account, the posts to be deleted at his leisure but not before 499 1/4 days from now.... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Serowbot on 05/14/14 at 16:42:10 Is this like a "Rapture" thing?,... I'll be the only one left?... Cool!... :-?... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by raydawg on 05/14/14 at 16:49:41 He can have your bike, Uh..... who gets all the virgins? :-* |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by old_rider on 05/14/14 at 22:43:43 5C4B4D414E5E2C0 wrote:
Nothing... you die... end of story... But you can be an atheist and believe in reincarnation....cause god don't have nothing to do with that...... ::) |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Dane Allen on 05/15/14 at 09:52:35 3026312C34212C37430 wrote:
The French guy didn't really cover that part...her was very specific about there only being 500 days and that he talks or meets with John Kerry every week but beyond that it's pretty sketchy... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Dane Allen on 05/15/14 at 09:55:41 2D3E263B3E28385F0 wrote:
Apparantly there won't been any government left to change the registration over...and there probably won't be any paved roads left...and all the bread will go back to the unsliced configuration. Wow, end of the world stuff is pretty depressing. Well, enjoy your 498 days left on Earth!! |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Serowbot on 05/15/14 at 10:06:09 Sliced bread is overrated... I hope at least 1 of the 70 virgins is a good baker... Otherwise, what are you going to do, trapped for all eternity, with 70 women that never put out... Sounds like a lot of work for no reward... God's idea of a joke?... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/15/14 at 22:54:10 2137203D25303D26520 wrote:
Otherwise, what are you going to do, trapped for all eternity, with 70 women that never put out... No, no , no,, Thats not how I get it at all,, Youre trapped with 70 wimmens who HAvent PUT OUT,, But will, now that theyre effectively married, Pretty sure Id hafta "triage" such a moment. Send each into a room to disrobe, go in, evaluate, put names in my notebook in order of " looks,, |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Serowbot on 05/15/14 at 22:58:52 No JOG... God is like the genie in the bottle... He always has a trick up his sleeve... He promised eternity with 70 virgins... and that's, by God, what you'll get... E T E R N I T Y... with 70 virgins... There's going to be a lot of frustrated Muslims in heaven... Suckers!... ;D ;D ;D... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by mpescatori on 05/16/14 at 05:24:23 It's not about the virgins... ...it's about exactly how old they are... http://www.welaf.com/uploads/201011/17/imgs/1290048781_uh-ugly-face-of-old-lady.jpg http://https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEic__yrWeainBGITHmagTXtEnMiQXw6BPYjJ9Z14WYlVQUlgL :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by WebsterMark on 05/16/14 at 05:37:31 I threw up in my mouth just a little there..... |
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Title: Re: 500 Days Till DOOM!!!! Post by Paraquat on 05/16/14 at 06:11:04 http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-family-guy-bomb-suicide-197366.jpeg Does the Quran specify they are women? --Steve |
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