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Message started by Dave on 12/24/13 at 04:33:38

Title: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Dave on 12/24/13 at 04:33:38

Has anyone else has enough of Michael Bolten on the Honda commercials?  I didn't like him before this......and now even more so!

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by pgambr on 12/24/13 at 04:43:59

I got tired of commercials, poorly written sitcoms, and crappy reality shows.  I got rid of cable 2 years ago and don't miss it; well, except the masters.

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by bobert_FSO on 12/24/13 at 06:09:02

+ 1001.  It was interesting a couple of times, but Honda, please stop already!  You have verified that your company is targeting middle-aged women with questionable tastes.

I've seen Michael Bolton lately on a few TV shows.  Each time he was basically parodying himself.  These commercials appear to be just a continuation.

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/24/13 at 09:48:06

If he is singing Im not gonna see it,, I cant tolerate that guys voice. Him or the Genesis guy,, good grief,, what a horrible voice that guy has,, Phil sumthinerother.. I avoid commercials nearly every time, Ill flip channels or stop it w/ the DVR, then zip thru.

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Serowbot on 12/24/13 at 10:30:15

Que the Bolton... :-?...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9EVY_dUmWc[/media]

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by jcstokes on 12/24/13 at 10:32:26

I gave up watching tv some years ago and since we've gone digital over here my set won't even receive it. I watch DVD's of my choice and the advertisers budget is wasted on me. I listen to public broadcast radio for quite effective news and the radio advertisers budget is wasted on me. According to the internet tv is one of nine things that will disappear in our lifetime.

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/24/13 at 15:36:26

Bolton needs kikkt in th nads, repeatedly.

NPR? For news? Goob propaganda,, Innerwebs for news, try realityzone. C  O  M  G. Edward Griffin,,new every friday,a compilation of headlines, a la Drudge, but a lot shorter.

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by old_rider on 12/24/13 at 20:12:54

I bought a sears bolt-on drill for my Christmas present last month.... is that what yer talking about? it really sings when on high speed!


Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by stinger on 12/25/13 at 01:22:49

What if there really is a hell and for eternity you had to listen to him screech over and over and over.........

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Serowbot on 12/25/13 at 07:06:44

Dave will never find out,.. he's too nice...






I'll let you know... :-?...

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Badass94Cad on 12/27/13 at 06:02:52

First there was the Starburst commercial with "Boltonizing."  Then the endless swarm of Honda commercials on TV and radio.  In a way, it appears he's cashing in on his cheese factor.  

However, to a point made earlier, Honda seems to be appealing to the "thirty-something moms" in the commercials.  However, thirty-somethings (my generation) were kids 20+ years ago when Michael Bolton was "relevant."  My mom listened to that crap.  We HATED Michael Bolton.  So do women naturally start to like Michael Bolton after they pop out a kid, or should Honda really be appealing to the 50-60-somethings who liked him in the first place?

No answer required.  That was a rhetorical question/rant.  ;D

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Serowbot on 12/27/13 at 08:26:00


1E3D383D2F2F65681F3D385C0 wrote:
No answer required.  That was a rhetorical question/rant.  ;D

Rhetorical answer...

When advertisers appeal to 50 to 60 somethings,.. they don't show 50 to 60 somethings...
Watch Viagra commercials... these people are much younger and better looking than most Viagra customers...
This is to imply that if you drive our car or take our pill, you will look and feel younger than you are...
Advertisers don't sell products.. they sell dreams...

While we are there...
What's up with the separate bathtubs in so many weird places in erection pill commercials?...
...(here I sit with my raging boner,.. and the wife is in a separate tub?)...  :-/...
...(4 hours and counting)...  :-[...

;D ;D ;D...

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by Badass94Cad on 12/27/13 at 08:41:47

LOL!  That's all true.  ;D

The separate bath tubs is always hilarious.  Like separate beds in old TV shows.  :-?

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by runwyrlph aka limpaway on 12/28/13 at 09:30:50

Michael Bolton is way better than the boxer clad "bell" choir commercial

Title: Re: Tired of Michael Bolten on my TV
Post by old_rider on 12/28/13 at 11:07:23


796E707E7E72641D0 wrote:
Michael Bolton is way better than the boxer clad "bell" choir commercial


They went too far with that one....

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