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Message started by old_rider on 12/20/13 at 10:59:42

Title: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by old_rider on 12/20/13 at 10:59:42

Had to post this... of course its just CGI but it mocks the jean claude Volvo commercial and wishes you a merry Christmas too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI_Nq5u84bI

edited for miss info on the make of the JCVD commercial trucks

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by Serowbot on 12/20/13 at 13:41:33

Had to look up the JCVD... :-?...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10[/media]

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/21/13 at 20:38:02

I stumbled across the same thing & there was a hotlink to this in the article

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck can swim thru land..

Ohh Yea,, theres More!

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by pgambr on 12/21/13 at 20:57:31

I like the one about the push-ups. If you haven't looked at the list, he pushes the earth down! :P

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by anebv8 on 12/21/13 at 22:28:57

is it my imagination or are those trucks going backwards? If so,i wish I could back my semi dead straight all that way :-[

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by ToesNose on 12/22/13 at 07:54:37

yea they are going in reverse, that's part of the point of the advertisement for the trucks being so stable :)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by Oldfeller on 12/22/13 at 12:41:03

You know Chuck Norris can't allow this mockery of his mystique to go unanswered ....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA[/media]

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by anebv8 on 12/23/13 at 17:51:03

0F343E281534283E5B0 wrote:

yea they are going in reverse, that's part of the point of the advertisement for the trucks being so stable :)

aahhhh...ok then :) can't say I've seen the advert over/down here and didn't have the sound on when I watched the clip :D

Title: Re: Chuck Norris does Jean Claude splits
Post by old_rider on 12/23/13 at 23:28:18

One of the trucks is a semi-trailer, the other is a standard long box ten wheeler... but the commercial is aiming at telling folks how well they handle. I thought it was a decent representation of excellent truck handling by the drivers, and also to show you just how crazy van dam is! LOL :)