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Message started by HondaLavis on 10/11/13 at 09:26:54

Title: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by HondaLavis on 10/11/13 at 09:26:54

Just some guy ranting about how ridiculous the burrito was.  BY FAR one of the most hilarious things I've read in the recent past.

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

http://https://d233eq3e3p3cv0.cloudfront.net/max/700/0*gz3fGZEe7H4wdbrH.png

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Dave on 10/11/13 at 09:33:41

Funny.....But now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap.

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Serowbot on 10/11/13 at 09:50:40

I think I know this guy... he's the guy in the SUV behind me, that honks before the light turns green...
:-?...

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/11/13 at 10:23:12


2B3D2A372F3A372C580 wrote:
I think I know this guy... he's the guy in the SUV behind me, that honks before the light turns green...
:-?...



Well,, maybe hes already seen ya "In action" at a coupla other lites?
How long does it take to hustle that 3 cylinder car across an intersection, anyway? Maybe he just wants you to get a rollin start for when the lite does change..

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Serowbot on 10/11/13 at 10:43:31

It takes longer if you beep...  ;D ;D ;D...
... a lot longer... :P...

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/11/13 at 10:46:15

Ohhh, youre Obstinate! Gee,, I would never do that,, ohh no, not me,,

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Serowbot on 10/11/13 at 10:52:02

Nooooooo I'm not...  I'm pragmatic... :-?...

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/11/13 at 10:55:26

& no matter how that doesnt seem to be a definition/description that would apply to the situation, youre gonna stick to it?

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Serowbot on 10/11/13 at 10:56:20

Yup...

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/11/13 at 11:04:19

MMkay,, You win, youre a pragmatist,,
Youre just makin me use that word so Ill remember it, arent you? Ive been doin better!

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by old_rider on 10/12/13 at 11:27:01

I bet he complained the week earlier about not having enough sour cream or something, and used the "F" bomb several times at the guy in the drive thru.

Drive thru server:
"Oh, I have to smile and let you belittle me and call me "f'n" stupid, but guess what, That salty taste in your burrito....is my own special whipped up cream for you.....now call my mother a stupid @$^@$% and say i'm @%$@ for brains again and i'll put some brown sauce in it next week...."


I never blow up at servers or waitresses unless they are cussing at me or being smart-ass. If my food is wrong I calmly say "that's ok, if you could just fix it, it will be ok, no, i'm not mad, why get mad about food? thanks (if its the waiter or waitresses fault, less of a tip, if its the kitchens fault, i'll say something to the manager or hostess on my way out.

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by Yonuh Adisi FSO on 10/12/13 at 15:27:04


1D3A3B31341934233C26550 wrote:
Just some guy ranting about how ridiculous the burrito was.  BY FAR one of the most hilarious things I've read in the recent past.

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

http://https://d233eq3e3p3cv0.cloudfront.net/max/700/0*gz3fGZEe7H4wdbrH.png



Except for the cursing, I agree with everything he said.  ;D

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by HondaLavis on 10/13/13 at 08:09:59

It's not like he actually said it to some guy, so it's not too bad.  I find a lot of humor in it because he's taking a situation that is agreeably annoying and blowing the entire thing out of proportion.  In my eyes, the funniest jokes always seem to be based in the most ridiculous and exaggerated of scenarios.  As for the language, it's all just part of the exaggeration.

Then again, I am a vulgar person.  Been in the army too long.   :-/

Title: Re: Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito:
Post by rextec on 10/22/13 at 15:10:48

I read this one before, its def good for a laugh!

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