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Message started by Midnightrider on 09/03/13 at 08:01:58

Title: Husband and wife counseling
Post by Midnightrider on 09/03/13 at 08:01:58

>After  35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what  the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every problem they had  ever had in the years they had been married. On
and on and on: neglect, lack  of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire  laundry list of unmet needs
she had endured.
>Finally,  after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up,  walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and  kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised  eyebrow.
>The  woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned  to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a  week. Can you do this?"
>"Well,  I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I  fish."
>

Title: Re: Husband and wife counseling
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/03/13 at 08:19:49

HEY!!!,, Did our counselor tell you about us?Ill wring that jerks NEKK!

Title: Re: Husband and wife counseling
Post by babyhog on 09/03/13 at 11:59:41

:D   ;D

Title: Re: Husband and wife counseling
Post by Dave on 09/03/13 at 12:48:59

I can do Fridays.....and I can make housecalls! ;D

(As long as you are sure he is fishing.  :o)

Title: Re: Husband and wife counseling
Post by terpfan1980 on 09/03/13 at 13:10:55


5E65687F6E62797F646C617E0D0 wrote:
I can do Fridays.....and I can make housecalls! ;D

(As long as you are sure he is fishing.  :o)

Are you sure you want to be that quick to volunteer?  I'd at least want pictures to answer that very important "is she hawt?" question first.

Title: Re: Husband and wife counseling
Post by Dave on 09/03/13 at 13:27:58


59485F5D4B4C431C14151D2D0 wrote:
[quote author=5E65687F6E62797F646C617E0D0 link=1378220519/0#3 date=1378237739]I can do Fridays.....and I can make housecalls! ;D

(As long as you are sure he is fishing.  :o)

Are you sure you want to be that quick to volunteer?  I'd at least want pictures to answer that very important "is she hawt?" question first.[/quote]

Since I am just bluffing......it doesn't really matter what she looks like!

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