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Title: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Midnightrider on 06/23/13 at 20:40:12 Here's Why http://www.mrconservative.com/2013/06/19728-government-spends-592000-to-figure-out-why-monkeys-throw-poop/ |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by RatdogWillie on 06/24/13 at 07:07:16 Maybe that the acting gov't should have spent a half million dollars on low flush (flush twice) toilets so they wouldn't have to throw poop. Or maybe that monkey want to become politicians. Reminds me of the half million dollar gov't paid for study to see how fast shrimp can run on a treadmill. The destruction of the United States is in process by the traitors pretending to be defenders of the people and the Constitution and all that is good. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/24/13 at 08:11:25 Yea reminds me of the 1 million the govt spent researching Algae ... And discovered Telomeres. You never know what is going to come from where. There is a long list of accidental doscoveries - as you atre no doubt aware. You can look up yourself, some of it has a govt funding ... and some does not. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Paraquat on 06/24/13 at 09:09:54 I'm not saying we shouldn't do this research. Maybe bounce the list of priorities off the voters? I don't want my tax dollars going into this study. Maybe work on feeding and sheltering people in the US before conducting a frivolous study such as this? --Steve |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/24/13 at 11:09:13 68594A59494D594C380 wrote:
OK every one you bounce off the voters is atleast 20-30 million. Atleast. That's not even counting the time you ahve to take off work to go vote in the stupid thing. I'd say, its cheaper to poke around in the algae and publish it and call it a day. It was a million ... aka 19 million cheaper than asking the public. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by RatdogWillie on 06/24/13 at 11:57:29 Other government funded waste: Government Spends $15 Million To Study Why Lesbians Are Fat http://cnsnews.com/news/article/feds-spend-15-million-study-why-lesbians-are-fat Government Spends Nearly $2.7 Million to Study Booze-Loving Lesbians http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/19/government-spends-nearly-2-7-million-to-study-booze-loving-lesbians/ [/url] U.S. Government Has Spent $682,570 to Study 'Shrimp On A Treadmill' [url]http://cnsnews.com/news/article/us-government-has-spent-682570-study-shrimp-treadmill#sthash.4q1lOF2m.dpuf Why government-funded duck thingy research is a good thing http://boingboing.net/2013/03/25/why-government-funded-duck-pen.html a small sample of other government waste on stupid stuff: $1 billion for funding Energy efficient home improvement tax credits for children, prisoners, and other people who do not own homes. $175,587 Research funding for a study to determine if cocaine makes Japanese quail engage in sexually risky behavior $240 million on erection-enhancing thingy pumps $800,000 into an IHOP franchise for D.C. residents. $30 million for a mango-production program for Pakistani farmers that was abandoned after one year and caused many farmers to default on loans taken out in anticipation of increased productivity. $57,390 for a promotional video for an Alaskan bridge. $15.3 million spent this year on the bridge. $120 million for pension payments to dead federal employees. $100,000 funding for video game preservation at the International Center for the History of Electronic Games. $17.8 million aid to China, the U.S.'s biggest lender, for social and environmental programs. $484,000 seed money for the "drug-themed" Mellow Mushroom Pizza Bakery in Austin, Texas. $100,000 for a Celebrity Chef Fruit Promotion Road Show in Indonesia. $10 million funding for Pakistan's Rafi Peer Theater Workshop to create 130 episodes of an indigenously produced Sesame Street $147,138 Research funding for the American Museum of Magic to "better understand its various audiences and their potential interest in the history of magic entertainment. Now aren't you glad this government represents YOU? |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/24/13 at 12:38:06 Yea I can tell you atleast 1 of this list is bogus - TEA or republican or whatever is the anti government version of that propaganda ... Mellow Mushroom pizza - Its a restaurant chain - there is a looooooong history of grants to private industry, including Nike and Donald Trump ... so that mellow mushroom got a grant is not very relevant ... it also was at a time when republicans dominated DC and of course texas which is always republican - anyway mellow mushroom is a darned fine pizza chain, and has no drug theme and really surprisingly, does not have drugs in their pizza. If they had a 487k grant, I'm sure they got 1/10 or less than what Donald Trump got. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Dane Allen on 06/24/13 at 12:58:55 3233282F203529410 wrote:
I think the point is that not a single one of them should have gotten taxpayer money to waste in the first place, not who also go to waste it. We need to cancel the whole program!! |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/24/13 at 13:40:07 15303F34103D3D343F510 wrote:
I think the point is that not a single one of them should have gotten taxpayer money to waste in the first place, not who also go to waste it. We need to cancel the whole program!![/quote] And the republicans who are screaming about TEA are the ones who have the biggest hand in it. I however wont be so quick to judge it and say cancel cancel cancel ... The discovery of telomeres is pretty important for all sorts of ailments and what not, as is the myelin sheaths that was a few years earlier, which was blamed and partly exonerated for various ailments - all via random research like this. Its easy to say cut cut cut ... then when we dont find cures for this or that ... scream about how these ailments are costing tax payers billions ... That bridge in Alaska - yea Palin's baby ... and completely worthless. Cut that ... In fact I'd do something like this ... Set the limit of federal dollar outflow to inflow to 1.1 to .9 range. That way NJ wont be sending out $1 for 60c of inflow, and SC wont be getting in 1.75 for every dollar it sends out. If that was done, we will automagically see all the welfare queen states most of which are republican automagically go bankrupt. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Dane Allen on 06/24/13 at 16:42:53 6362797E716478100 wrote:
I think the point is that not a single one of them should have gotten taxpayer money to waste in the first place, not who also go to waste it. We need to cancel the whole program!![/quote] And the republicans who are screaming about TEA are the ones who have the biggest hand in it. I however wont be so quick to judge it and say cancel cancel cancel ... The discovery of telomeres is pretty important for all sorts of ailments and what not, as is the myelin sheaths that was a few years earlier, which was blamed and partly exonerated for various ailments - all via random research like this. Its easy to say cut cut cut ... then when we dont find cures for this or that ... scream about how these ailments are costing tax payers billions ... That bridge in Alaska - yea Palin's baby ... and completely worthless. Cut that ... In fact I'd do something like this ... Set the limit of federal dollar outflow to inflow to 1.1 to .9 range. That way NJ wont be sending out $1 for 60c of inflow, and SC wont be getting in 1.75 for every dollar it sends out. If that was done, we will automagically see all the welfare queen states most of which are republican automagically go bankrupt. Cool. Srinath.[/quote] Blaming one side won't get us anywhere, this whole thing is an abuse of taxpayers in order to transfer wealth to supporters. Leave the research to universities and businesses who are experts in their respective fields and get the bureaurocrats out. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Paraquat on 06/24/13 at 17:16:04 I've been stuying lesbians since I was 15 and it still hasn't cost me 1/100th of that amount. --Steve |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by raydawg on 06/24/13 at 19:54:12 48796A79696D796C180 wrote:
Well.....why are they fat? |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by WD on 06/24/13 at 21:39:10 25362E33362030570 wrote:
Well.....why are they fat? [/quote] What's the old saying... something about... you are what you eat... ::) ;D I know I know, I'll hang out elsewhere for a few hours... |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Paraquat on 06/25/13 at 06:11:23 50435B46435545220 wrote:
Well.....why are they fat? [/quote] Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge. --Steve |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/25/13 at 07:26:46 65404F44604D4D444F210 wrote:
I think the point is that not a single one of them should have gotten taxpayer money to waste in the first place, not who also go to waste it. We need to cancel the whole program!![/quote] And the republicans who are screaming about TEA are the ones who have the biggest hand in it. I however wont be so quick to judge it and say cancel cancel cancel ... The discovery of telomeres is pretty important for all sorts of ailments and what not, as is the myelin sheaths that was a few years earlier, which was blamed and partly exonerated for various ailments - all via random research like this. Its easy to say cut cut cut ... then when we dont find cures for this or that ... scream about how these ailments are costing tax payers billions ... That bridge in Alaska - yea Palin's baby ... and completely worthless. Cut that ... In fact I'd do something like this ... Set the limit of federal dollar outflow to inflow to 1.1 to .9 range. That way NJ wont be sending out $1 for 60c of inflow, and SC wont be getting in 1.75 for every dollar it sends out. If that was done, we will automagically see all the welfare queen states most of which are republican automagically go bankrupt. Cool. Srinath.[/quote] Blaming one side won't get us anywhere, this whole thing is an abuse of taxpayers in order to transfer wealth to supporters. Leave the research to universities and businesses who are experts in their respective fields and get the bureaurocrats out.[/quote] Yes one more of those blame both sides when republicans are at fault philosophy ... You didn't see that coming ? JOG premiered the "blame both sides when republicans are at fault" philosophy I dunno, in 1835. Its served the republicans well ever since. ;D And still ... no, hello no ... I dont agree with cutting off funding for it at all. Those guys who were poking aorund in algae for the 1/2 mill we gave them were not looking for Telomeres. I think they were looking for making fuel out of algae or getting algae to consume co2 ... something else entirely. The reason it so quickly went into public domain is cos it was done with govt funds. If it was private, first, they'd have tossed it aside. Or worse yet, they'd have locked it up till they figured out how to profit from it. Being as they dont own any other medical application patents, they'd have effectively locked it up forever. Research is to be done in a way in a free lance style. You may find your cure for alzheimers not researching alzheimers which is what a researcher would do, but likely in an unrelated something else ... maybe lesbians have it ... fat lesbians. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Dane Allen on 06/25/13 at 09:53:17 6F6E75727D68741C0 wrote:
I think the point is that not a single one of them should have gotten taxpayer money to waste in the first place, not who also go to waste it. We need to cancel the whole program!![/quote] And the republicans who are screaming about TEA are the ones who have the biggest hand in it. I however wont be so quick to judge it and say cancel cancel cancel ... The discovery of telomeres is pretty important for all sorts of ailments and what not, as is the myelin sheaths that was a few years earlier, which was blamed and partly exonerated for various ailments - all via random research like this. Its easy to say cut cut cut ... then when we dont find cures for this or that ... scream about how these ailments are costing tax payers billions ... That bridge in Alaska - yea Palin's baby ... and completely worthless. Cut that ... In fact I'd do something like this ... Set the limit of federal dollar outflow to inflow to 1.1 to .9 range. That way NJ wont be sending out $1 for 60c of inflow, and SC wont be getting in 1.75 for every dollar it sends out. If that was done, we will automagically see all the welfare queen states most of which are republican automagically go bankrupt. Cool. Srinath.[/quote] Blaming one side won't get us anywhere, this whole thing is an abuse of taxpayers in order to transfer wealth to supporters. Leave the research to universities and businesses who are experts in their respective fields and get the bureaurocrats out.[/quote] Yes one more of those blame both sides when republicans are at fault philosophy ... You didn't see that coming ? JOG premiered the "blame both sides when republicans are at fault" philosophy I dunno, in 1835. Its served the republicans well ever since. ;D And still ... no, hello no ... I dont agree with cutting off funding for it at all. Those guys who were poking aorund in algae for the 1/2 mill we gave them were not looking for Telomeres. I think they were looking for making fuel out of algae or getting algae to consume co2 ... something else entirely. The reason it so quickly went into public domain is cos it was done with govt funds. If it was private, first, they'd have tossed it aside. Or worse yet, they'd have locked it up till they figured out how to profit from it. Being as they dont own any other medical application patents, they'd have effectively locked it up forever. Research is to be done in a way in a free lance style. You may find your cure for alzheimers not researching alzheimers which is what a researcher would do, but likely in an unrelated something else ... maybe lesbians have it ... fat lesbians. Cool. Srinath.[/quote] Hey, I like how you turned around the "blame both sides" thing, I got that from what liberals were doing through the 70's to present. Where do you think "blame Bush" came from, it's a dodge to to say they did it too even though it's completely untrue. I say cut it all and let the experts drive the research. I don't want to rely on a accident to find Alzheimers cures. Why are you busting a nut over algae and telomeres?? |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/25/13 at 10:10:27 You're blaming liberals from the 70's to present ... that's rich ... when there were republicans running things for 20 of those 30 years. We are blaming bush, cos that's where the blame lies. Oooo sorry Cheney, not bush. my bad. President Cheney screwed up the country ... I need to remember that. Telomeres is just an example I remember. No one is busting a nut ... except may be you. We are not going to get a cure for many of these without a flash of random luck or other happenstance. Not just that ... we also wont find solutions to most problems without that. The experts are going to drive the research ... without any $$$ OK. Yea the old, let the private sector do it ... Like the old adage "Storm relief - let the private sector do it" If it was done by private sector, it will be locked up forever. They tried to lock up the human gene BRCA1 and BRCA2 discovery. The private sector will do it, if they can make $$$ as in they hold all the pieces to the puzzle, we will see it come into market, and if they dont, they will lock it up or try to get the pieces till they can make $$$ ... 20-30 who knows how many years. A medical discovery made by a energy company will in effect stay locked up forever without that discovery being made on the govt dime. But that bridge to nowhere in alaska is worthless, kill that and you save 15 million a year. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/25/13 at 10:25:32 You didn't see that coming ? JOG premiered the "blame both sides when republicans are at fault" philosophy I dunno, in 1835. Its served the republicans well ever since. Grin id appreciate it if youd stop LYING about me. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Midnightrider on 06/25/13 at 10:29:06 There's so much sh!t slinging in this forum we cant keep up with the monkeys ;D |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/25/13 at 10:48:19 2B343235282F1E2E1E26343873410 wrote:
Aaaaah OK - wink wink ... got it. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/25/13 at 15:59:55 thingy |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by Dane Allen on 06/25/13 at 16:41:20 71555852555B54484E5558594E3C0 wrote:
;D ;D Good one!!! |
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Title: Re: Why do monkeys throw poop? Post by srinath on 06/27/13 at 07:06:03 6A4E43494E404F53554E434255270 wrote:
You started this thread just so you can make this post didn'cha ... Cool. Srinath. |
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