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Message started by mpescatori on 06/20/13 at 01:10:50

Title: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by mpescatori on 06/20/13 at 01:10:50

---THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and is generally bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said,
"Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..."
:-*
And the moral of this story is:

...always keep your condoms in the car... ;)

Title: Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by shovelbum87 on 06/20/13 at 15:27:49

Only an italian! haha

Title: Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/20/13 at 22:04:06

YOuve been posting some funny stuff lately,, that was a good one,,

Title: Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by mpescatori on 06/21/13 at 09:42:37

534C4A4D50576656665E4C400B390 wrote:

YOuve been posting some funny stuff lately,, that was a good one,,

You guys have to thank my FiL (the real one ;) )

He's 84 and can barekly see or hear but he's on the Net literally all day!

He keeps track of family in S.America, N.America, Middle East, Euriope, even the oddball who emigrated to Australia after "Brazil wasn't good enough"

:D

Title: Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by Paraquat on 06/21/13 at 17:17:52

Heard a variation.
I like this one better, being Italian. 8-)

--Steve

Title: Re: The Italian Wedding Test
Post by kimchris1 on 06/21/13 at 21:44:43

LOL.. Thanks I enjoyed that very much. :) kim