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Message started by Serowbot on 06/01/13 at 10:15:29

Title: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Serowbot on 06/01/13 at 10:15:29

1. My Savage is too powerful,.. how can I calm it down?... ::)...
2. Can I get a smaller gas tank?...  ::)...
3. Do I look dorky on this tiny bike?...  ::)...
4. How do I check my water level?... ::)...
5. How can I get more rear brake?...  ::)...
6. Why is my engine hot?...  ::)...
7. Where is my other cylinder?...  ::)...
8. Do these bags make my butt look big?...  ::)...
9. Where can I buy race gas?...  ::)...
10. Oil?...   :-X...

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by RatdogWillie on 06/01/13 at 11:34:19

Will Goldwing seats fit on my Savage?

Can I swap my drive belt with the chain from my chainsaw or will that cut my pants?

What Suzuki color is the fastest?

Where is the best place to mount my 15 inch ported subwoofer speaker box?

Do the pine tree air fresheners hang from my rear view mirrors look tacky?

Does my air conditioning take the new stuff or can I use this old can of Freon?

What size snow chains do I need for winter riding?

Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Stangdude on 06/01/13 at 11:49:46


6D5E4B5B505868565353565A3F0 wrote:
Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?

Actually made me laugh.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/01/13 at 11:58:39

Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?


Excellent! But,, to answer that, ME? Id say yes.. IUm sure there are many others who just wouldnt think so,

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Blinky-FSO on 06/01/13 at 14:22:36


6A4D58575E5D4C5D5C390 wrote:
[quote author=6D5E4B5B505868565353565A3F0 link=1370106929/0#1 date=1370111659]
Would it be funny to wave a pistol around when my bike backfires?

Actually made me laugh. [/quote]

Nice list bot. When I shut down the S40, I would always form a gun with the index finger and thumb of my right hand and pretend I was shooting it. The backfire was easily timed. Got a few laughs at gas stations.

I had that thing tuned to give such a great gurgle when shifting. Darn I miss that sound.

Good hunting

Oh, maybe add "which way to the Interstate on ramp" to the list of questions not to ask?

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Dave on 06/02/13 at 03:57:56

Can we stop and pee.....before the next gas stop.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Dane Allen on 06/03/13 at 15:18:41

What is "Seafoam" and does it really work?

Why do Harley riders give me the stink eye when I complain about the $80 I had to spend on oil changes, repairs and maintenance last year?

Will Nitrous Oxide increase my MPG?

Can I bend a chain link fence post into an exhaust pipe?

How much Duct Tape will I need to completely wrap my exhaust pipe?

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by rl153 on 06/03/13 at 18:07:04

yesterday,i rode past a cop,and the bike backfired cause i slowed down. i thought he was going to come after me,but he  didn't.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Yonuh Adisi FSO on 06/03/13 at 18:14:42


666F7C63646F3B3833330A0 wrote:
yesterday,i rode past a cop,and the bike backfired cause i slowed down. i thought he was going to come after me,but he  didn't.


That actually happened to me once. The FireLizard backfired just as cop was getting out of his cruiser and ducked behind his door. I almost lost it from laughing so hard.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Serowbot on 06/03/13 at 18:14:58

Why does my petcock have no OFF...?...

I bought a 3 into 1 header,... can I make it fit?...

How can I convert my RYCA into a cruiser?...


Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by Trippah on 06/03/13 at 18:55:19

oh, the black is the fastest.  Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace.  Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost.   No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by verslagen1 on 06/03/13 at 19:11:23


5F7A757E5A77777E751B0 wrote:
Can I bend a chain link fence post into an exhaust pipe?


Bend?  I thought you wanted a straight pipe?

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by verslagen1 on 06/03/13 at 19:18:26


63455E4747565F370 wrote:
oh, the black is the fastest.  Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace.  Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost.   No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.

have you ever seen a pink savage?
didn't think so cause that's the fastest color.

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by old_rider on 06/03/13 at 19:55:48


2E3D2A2B34393F3D3669580 wrote:
[quote author=63455E4747565F370 link=1370106929/0#10 date=1370310919]oh, the black is the fastest.  Proven many years ago, the white one fell off the pace.  Translated from Japanese, the engineers said the white one gave up the ghost.   No, really, that what it says in my black savage's owners manual.

have you ever seen a pink savage?
didn't think so cause that's the fastest color.[/quote]

Oh you think thats funny do ya? My wife wants me to paint her's purple and put graphics of disney's "thumper" on the tank.  :-?

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by verslagen1 on 06/03/13 at 20:04:14

I've seen plenty of purple ones   ;D

good choice of color for your wife... slow, docile.   8-)

Title: Re: 10 Things you don't ask about a Savage...
Post by wambr on 06/03/13 at 22:06:54

Yes, I also saw... and these Magenta smart bastards passed me like a rocket! though I was on my way on black... ;D
but the most interesting is where my second cylinder?

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