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Title: The last nickel... Post by Serowbot on 04/08/13 at 09:02:58 THE LAST NICKEL... :-?... A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " "No" the woman replied. "I'm with the I.R.S." |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by Dave on 04/08/13 at 09:27:25 Funny....but not the ending I expected. I thought the father was going to swallow the nickels! |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by verslagen1 on 04/08/13 at 10:07:13 Heard this one... you might want to update it a little... coughed up a nickle and 3 penny's. |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by Pine on 04/08/13 at 10:38:11 new to me ... and funny. |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by srinath on 04/08/13 at 10:42:32 Wont the IRS keep the third nickel ? ;D Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by WD on 04/08/13 at 10:44:14 No, they'd keep two and give you back a penny in change... |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by Rogue_Cheddar on 04/08/13 at 11:11:04 I call fake! The IRS I know never let go of your testicles! :D |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by ToesNose on 04/08/13 at 17:18:00 6A575F4D5D677B505D5C5C594A380 wrote:
Or your nickels LOL :D |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by ZAR on 04/08/13 at 19:22:19 506B61774A6B7761040 wrote:
Or your nickels LOL :D[/quote] Got that right :'( ! |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/08/13 at 20:59:48 Lady, Ill give you a dime to let go of my junk.. |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by ToesNose on 04/09/13 at 04:26:11 504F494E53546555655D4F43083A0 wrote:
Something you'd never hear me say ;) |
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Title: Re: The last nickel... Post by Arnold on 04/09/13 at 06:42:20 And usually it costs more than that to have a woman pull on your junk. |
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