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Message started by Starlifter on 11/25/12 at 22:55:02

Title: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Starlifter on 11/25/12 at 22:55:02

Pat Robertson Admits he Blew Election Prediction he Received from God

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In January, televangelist Pat Robertson told 700 Club viewers that in his annual New Year’s “conversation” with God, the Almighty had revealed to him who the next president would be. Up through Election Day, Robertson harshly criticized President Obama and the Democratic Party while praising Mitt Romney. Then, Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network predicted a GOP sweep, leaving Robertson utterly confounded by Obama’s victory.

Today, responding to a question from a viewer who wondered why her business is struggling since she thought God told her it would be successful, Robertson admitted that he sometimes misses God’s message. “So many of us miss God, I won’t get into great detail about elections but I sure did miss it, I thought I heard from God, I thought I had heard clearly from God, what happened?” Robertson replied, “You ask God, how did I miss it? Well, we all do and I have a lot of practice.”

;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/26/12 at 00:57:52

& then theres the old guy who has called the date of the end of the world, 2 times I know, maybe 3 now,, hafta be pretty embarrassing to make a "God Tooold Me!" statement & just be 100% WRong,,,

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by srinath on 11/26/12 at 07:17:30

Yes this weekend the preacher said "The flesh of the pig has been mixed with the sauce of the tomato and the world is going to end oh lord".

Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Serowbot on 11/26/12 at 09:26:13

Pat hears voices from his grilled cheese sandwich nowadays... :-?...

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by 360k+ on 11/26/12 at 18:40:06


5C5D46414E5B472F0 wrote:
Yes this weekend the preacher said "The flesh of the pig has been mixed with the sauce of the tomato and the world is going to end oh lord".

Cool.
Srinath.


He seems to be describing spaghetti with Italian fennel sausage.  It's a very tasty dish indeed, but I have no idea why he would liken it to the end of the world?

In any case, I'm making a standing offer of 10 cents on the dollar to any of his follower's for their boats, cars, and motorcycles, should they want to sell them prior to dooms day.   PM me and we can arrange a time and place for the purchase.

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by srinath on 11/28/12 at 12:10:33


686E7D76363A3C3D360F0 wrote:
[quote author=5C5D46414E5B472F0 link=1353912902/0#2 date=1353943050]Yes this weekend the preacher said "The flesh of the pig has been mixed with the sauce of the tomato and the world is going to end oh lord".

Cool.
Srinath.


He seems to be describing spaghetti with Italian fennel sausage.  It's a very tasty dish indeed, but I have no idea why he would liken it to the end of the world?

In any case, I'm making a standing offer of 10 cents on the dollar to any of his follower's for their boats, cars, and motorcycles, should they want to sell them prior to dooms day.   PM me and we can arrange a time and place for the purchase.[/quote]


I am not. Or atleast not intentionally ... I heard that phrase "the sause of the tomato and the flesh of the pig shall not be combined" in a radio comedy (priarie home companion) and killed myself laughing. Then posted it here when I got an opening ... he he ...
Cool.
srinath.


Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by mpescatori on 12/03/12 at 11:10:47


4E485B50101C1A1B10290 wrote:
[quote author=5C5D46414E5B472F0 link=1353912902/0#2 date=1353943050]Yes this weekend the preacher said "The flesh of the pig has been mixed with the sauce of the tomato and the world is going to end oh lord".

Cool.
Srinath.


He seems to be describing spaghetti with Italian fennel sausage.  It's a very tasty dish indeed, but I have no idea why he would liken it to the end of the world?

In any case, I'm making a standing offer of 10 cents on the dollar to any of his follower's for their boats, cars, and motorcycles, should they want to sell them prior to dooms day.   PM me and we can arrange a time and place for the purchase.[/quote]

heh ! You stole my line !!!  ;)

And anyway, just looking at the oh-so.many-times the Jehova's Witnesses called for the End of the World...
...and are still waiting... :-/

It seems to me we have anopther umpteen thousand years ahead of us... ;)

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Midnightrider on 12/03/12 at 22:42:14

The world has ended. we're just still here.

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Starlifter on 12/04/12 at 19:39:40

... oh, you wern't raptured either?? :-?

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Paraquat on 12/05/12 at 06:08:48

Is this limbo or straight up Hell?


--Steve

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by srinath on 12/05/12 at 06:09:55

I dont blame the guy who made the prediction, I blame god ...  ;D
Cool.
Srinath.

Title: Re: Election Prediction Received From God
Post by Paraquat on 12/05/12 at 09:14:49

God hates it... but lets it happen anyway.


--Steve

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