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Title: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/17/12 at 09:49:02 Probably not a good day to take advice from me... I think I'll go work on Gerry's bike... gotta' replace the stator... :-?... ... or maybe I should just clean the grout in the shower... :-/... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Midnightrider on 11/17/12 at 10:13:29 I brushed my teeth with BenGay once. |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by T2 on 11/17/12 at 10:28:59 12363B313638372B2D363B3A2D5F0 wrote:
BenGay is much better than Preparation H! :o |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by 360k+ on 11/17/12 at 10:33:29 I was late one morning a few months ago, and after getting out of the shower I was thinking... Ok, still need to shave and apply deodorant then I'm outta here. Next thing you know, I am looking in the mirror applying underarm deodorant to my face - LOL. |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/17/12 at 11:40:39 A couple of months ago,.. I woke up with my pajama cord in a Gordian knot and an urge to pee... lacking consciousness or motor skills,... I had to pull one pant leg all the way up a pee through that... Life is so complicated... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by 360k+ on 11/17/12 at 12:09:48 6573647961747962160 wrote:
Jammies in Tucson??? I thot you folks slept naked down there? Of course, you might wake with something else in a Gordian knot. |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Blinky on 11/17/12 at 13:56:24 5E485F425A4F42592D0 wrote:
All the way up? Back me up on this guys but most of us would just need to pull it up to the knee. 8-) |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/17/12 at 14:15:56 Wake up, Blinky,... you're dreamin' again... ;D ;D ;D... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Boofer on 11/17/12 at 16:41:55 Went to our small town Wal Mart (Small Store, really). filled buggy with fudge making materials (ingredients?). Pushed buggy back to sporting goods and bought a box of Shells. Got into conversation with nice young guy who shoots a Savage .270. Since I paid for the shells and had my bag I bid farewell to the nice young stranger and walked out. Wife called back later since she works there and they held the fudge stuff (ingredients?) till she went to work and paid for them. I won't be 60 till April. I'm glad I have a motorcycle to ride when they take my car away. :-[ |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Dave on 11/17/12 at 17:08:58 Well.......I have caught myself pointing my car lock remote and at the office door in the morning! |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/17/12 at 17:42:30 LOts better than tryin to brush with a razor// |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/17/12 at 21:37:36 2127343F7F7375747F460 wrote:
Jammies are a security issue... :-?... Apparently,.. Ramses II could fight in the nude... Cultural taboos being what they are... I'm more comfortable fighting for my life in my jammie bottoms... It's probably easier on a chariot... In fact,.. I'm sure it is... I could handle a chariot... Not really... still need my jammies... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by ToesNose on 11/18/12 at 04:57:26 I'm married 12 years and in that time my wife has domesticated me and I'm no longer a public nuisance and have clothes on all the time ::) But I have been Mr. Mom for the past three years and suffer from what stay at home mothers call "Baby Brain", I find myself contantly doing silly things like reolizing I put the butter in the microwave instead of the fridge, not being able to answer the most simple questions on the spot and other things that just make me feel like I'm spinning like a top LOL :D To make things worse I recently found out that I have low testosterone (probably from being a stay at home Dad for three years LOL) and won't be able to go for treatment till the new year because of insurance BS from my wife's work :o |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/18/12 at 07:06:17 YOu can get a cream from a compounding pharmacy. Its not ex[pensive therapy. |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by ToesNose on 11/18/12 at 13:05:07 I haven't suffered any noticable bad symptoms from the low T yet, other then I'm deffinately more moody then I usually am. But if I wind up crossing that bridge before the new year I'll deffinatelty keep that in mind ;) |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by mpescatori on 11/20/12 at 10:32:34 5B606A7C41607C6A0F0 wrote:
HI Toesnose, two things about low testosterone: 1) Testosterone goes up & down like the tide, if you measure it today and re-do it tomorrow you may well have different readings. Physical exercise helps, but then so does some sugar&honey :-* 2) If you have low testosterone stay well away from soybean !!! Soybean has been chemically tested and found positive for unusually high estrogen content; it is a botanical quality of soybean, just like lemons have Vitamin C and spinach has iron. So just stay away from soybean (and if you're a vegetarian, please revert to eggs & cheese). 8-) |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/20/12 at 15:17:44 A proper hormone test requires spitting in a tube at certain times during the day,, not sure any more if it is more than 1 tube or more than one day, but Ive done it,, My Dr asked me 3 times if I was taki8ng any testosterone supplements,, & No,, I wasnt. She said I had levels of a 16 Y/O when I was in my late 40's. Then, she also said I had higher than normal estrogen,, for a man, but nothing near comparable to the testy levels.. Yes, steer away from soy. Hmm,, inatt sumthin? Look at how much soy is sold as infant formula,, I wonder what impact thats having on the boys.. & the girls,, Awwww,, everythings okay,.,kids are developing just like they did before that soy push,.,arent they? |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/20/12 at 17:51:33 Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme. Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don't pay her. Breaking News!... Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. Okay,.. I'm done... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Midnightrider on 11/20/12 at 19:42:09 213027272C676064550 wrote:
BenGay is much better than Preparation H! :o [/quote] My wife says I dont need Preparation H. I'm a pefect a$$ |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 11/20/12 at 19:58:15 & My Wife likies to point out thaT I am not a complete idiot,, Im missing a finger,, |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Serowbot on 11/20/12 at 22:14:20 322D2B2C31360737073F2D216A580 wrote:
... and I guess that makes you... lucky... :-/... |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by ToesNose on 11/21/12 at 04:39:50 Quote:
ROFL :D |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by Paraquat on 11/21/12 at 06:08:28 3224332E36232E35410 wrote:
That one got me. http://narwhaler.com/img/8g/v/use-bengay-as-lube-advice-dog-8gvVy9.jpg --Steve |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by arteacher on 11/21/12 at 08:53:32 My pharmacist once mis-read a prescription my doc had written for an anugesic for hemmoroids, and gave me an analgesic ointment instead. Something like a prescription strength ben gay. Did a little dance 'till I could get in the shower to get it off. :-[ |
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Title: Re: Tried to shave with my toothbrush today... Post by arteacher on 11/21/12 at 09:19:23 As a substitute teacher I have a little routine I do with classes I have not met before. "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. As you have probably noticed I am NOT MR (or Ms) x. If you haven't noticed you need more sleep or more coffee. (pause for laugh). My name is Mr> Norwood - I wrote it on the board so I wouldn't forget. (pause for laugh). As far as attendance goes what I would like you to do is: when I call your name please put your hand up and tell me that you are here, even if you are not quite sure where you are yet. (pause for laugh). Also please forgive in advance, any miss pronunciations I might give regarding your name." Then I do the roll call, but the last name I say "...and last but definitely not least, the one, the only (insert name here). I do this because through no fault of their own, he/she is always called last and needs a little perk to start the day." I find it starts the day off on a positive note and establishes the fact that I am a good guy supply. If I am teaching within my qualifications (art and drama) I will add, spoken very quickly, "I AM a bonified certified number one finest kind ART (or drama) teacher". |
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