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Title: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Blinky on 10/18/12 at 06:19:32 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qs8JlZm7ur8 I came across this on You Tube. After looking at the young women, which was nice, I viewed it again but this time not for the women, but for the music. Good old three cord rock and roll by Ritchie Valens. Just getting old I guess. I am not quite ready yet to choose the talking frog, but getting closer. If you need an explanation about the talking frog, let me know. Good hunting |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by 360k+ on 10/18/12 at 07:03:52 Wow! My first and second favorite things in life (don't ask). What a great collage! |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Paraquat on 10/18/12 at 09:05:30 Ok, clue me in. What's the talking frog? --Steve |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Blinky on 10/18/12 at 10:47:01 Ok Steve. It is a sad story and stop me if you have heard it before. Two retired men were taking a walk through a woodland park. Al and Frank had been life long friends and often walked together. As they came around a bend in the trail, Al heard a small voice coming from under a bush. "Please help me and I will do anything for you" the voice said. Al bent down and pulled back the branches of the bush to reveal a small frog wearing an even smaller crown. "Oh, thank you for stopping" said the frog, in an unmistakable female voice. Al picked up the frog and held it in the palm of his hand. 'How can a frog talk?" he asked. "I am really a princess" answered the frog. "An evil witch cast a spell on me and changed me into a frog. Only a kiss from the man that finds me will change me back into a princess" she answered. " And hurry. Unless you kiss me in the next five minutes, I will always be a frog." "I don't know, kissing a frog is somewhat distasteful to me" Al said. 'Oh, but I will do anything for you, and I do mean anything if you will only kiss me. Kiss me now and we will go to your bed room and you will see what I am saying." Al looked at the frog for a long minute and then slipped her into his coat pocket and started walking down the trail. "Are you nuts?" Frank yelled. "Didn't you understand what she said?" 'Yes, I heard her" replied Al. "But at may age, I think I would rather have a talking frog." |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/18/12 at 10:59:37 No music,.. but a nice gallery of pics here... ;)... http://pinterest.com/jumbee/girls-and-motorcycles/ http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/upload/269864202641692934_aEA4oBZ7_c.jpg |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Cavi Mike on 10/18/12 at 12:30:31 I see stuff like that and all I can say is: They're not real bikers. They're in it for the attention. When I see someone put a camera in my face I don't pose - I put my hand up to block the shot. |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Blinky on 10/18/12 at 13:43:37 Quote:
Outstanding warrants? 8-) |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by verslagen1 on 10/18/12 at 14:29:42 5255435A5A360 wrote:
estranged wifes no doubt. :o |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by 360k+ on 10/18/12 at 17:46:23 587A6D725672707E1B0 wrote:
And believe me, Mike, we are all grateful for that! |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/18/12 at 18:11:06 I'll pose,.. but only ATGATT... :-?... http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/serowbot/pizzaboy001.jpg |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Boofer on 10/18/12 at 18:49:15 Hey Serowbot, I think the guy next door has some Scud missiles primed for a launch. ;D |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/18/12 at 19:02:26 4964646D6E790B0 wrote:
2nd amendment is very popular here... ;D... |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by gerald.hughes on 10/18/12 at 19:06:47 we have a store here in Tucson called, "Second Amendment Sports". And the biggest riding hazard here in this town is at an intersection where a gun shop is about 50 feet past a traffic light, and big trucks are always slamming to a stop on the green to turn in, which is difficult for them, since the lot is always full. |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by verslagen1 on 10/18/12 at 20:03:54 7A6C7B667E6B667D090 wrote:
for our protection... thanks. 8-) |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Paraquat on 10/18/12 at 20:39:37 Is that when you still had the crate of oily rags? --Steve |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/18/12 at 22:21:04 Dang Para,... I forgot I posted that whiny story...... Yes... the cable on the front wheel is going to my precious crate... The saddest thing,.. and I didn't realise right away... I kept my maintenance schedule, written in pencil on the inside lid of that box... ...(instead of on paper, so I can't lose it, duh!)... :-?... Now,.. I have no idea when my last oil change or valve adjust was... I'm starting a new schedule,.. on the door of my shop... if somebody steals my door,... I'm gonna' go ballistic... :-?... http://suzukisavage.com/cgi-bin/YaBB.pl?num=1341455896/0 |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by WD on 10/19/12 at 07:55:12 Thanks a lot 'bot... you need to warn us on good photo galleries...cast iron skillet to the back of the noggin leaves lumps... |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/19/12 at 10:54:44 5241050 wrote:
ATGATT when viewing my links... I thought you knew me by now... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/19/12 at 21:54:23 http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/serowbot/rerun/oh-1.jpg REally? C'mon guys,, you cant blame the guy for wearin his helmet.,. |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by ToesNose on 10/20/12 at 13:47:13 LoL |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by arteacher on 10/20/12 at 14:39:29 6076617C64717C67130 wrote:
Gort with a giant pizza and bike. ;D Klaatu barada nikto. |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by raydawg on 10/20/12 at 16:25:11 Blinky.....when you're done with the frog, I might be interested............ you know, uh, one last time before I croak. |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Starlifter on 10/24/12 at 18:09:16 Ooooh nice...Umm, but at my age It would be nice to have a talking frog... :-? |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Serowbot on 10/24/12 at 18:22:37 Yeah,.. me and princesses never work out... ... and a talking frog is kinda' cool... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Paraquat on 10/25/12 at 09:13:05 Hehe. I'm reminded of this other joke. I'm going off memory so forgive me if something gets lost in translation. A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to this smokin' blond. She turns to him and says "I'll go home with you and do anything you want, no matter how dirty or naughty it is, if you can sum it up in three words" He thinks for a bit and then replies "Clean... my... house." --Steve |
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Title: Re: Just Getting Old, I Guess Post by Blinky on 10/25/12 at 12:26:13 Quote:
Good one. One more about getting old and women and then I will leave it alone. A slim man, well into his 80's gets ready for an evening out. Camel colored wool slacks, crisp pleats and creases, wool blue blazer, white shirt, silk tie, Italian loafers, white hair and mustache trimed to a tee. He walks into a swanky Manhattan bar an spies a younger lady, about 65 he thinks, sitting at the end of the bar alone. He takes the stool next to her and orders a drink. He turns to her, smiles, and says, 'Tell me my dear, do I come here often?" |
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