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Message started by Dave on 09/24/12 at 17:38:57

Title: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Dave on 09/24/12 at 17:38:57

When our soap gets to be too small to hold onto well, we get a new bar and just stick the little old one onto the new one and keep washing.  This weekend I reached for the soap...and the little blue green bar stuck on the cream colored new bar created a vision.

http://i48.tinypic.com/34td72h.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/330wuv6.jpg

Now it would be great to sell this thing on eBay and pay off my house, make a big contribution to my church......and buy a couple of new Suzuki Savages.  I know you guys are all creative....so help me figure out the best way to market this.

"Does your child use profanity......what better way to resolve the problem than using Virgin Mary Soap to wash his mouth out?"

"Ivory Soap is 99-44/100th percent pure.......but not as pure as Virgin Mary Soap"!

You all got any good marketing ideas?

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Serowbot on 09/24/12 at 18:00:25

I see Elvis... :-?...

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by runwyrlph on 09/24/12 at 19:21:17

Your slogans are better than any i could come up with.

It reminds me of one cold winter on the farm when I was a kid.  My Dad found a "cow pie" frozen into the face of Ayatolah Khomenie.  I actually saw the thing!  It did look like him!

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Paraquat on 09/24/12 at 19:41:31

http://static.dangerousminds.net/uploads/afiles/buttholedog1sdfsd.jpg


--Steve

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/24/12 at 19:55:26

I really dont even want to know who was staring at the dogs anus & discovered that

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by LANCER on 09/24/12 at 19:57:52


203F393E23241525152D3F33784A0 wrote:
I really dont even want to know who was staring at the dogs anus & discovered that



L O L

Sometimes you just gotta stop and ask yourself if you need a new life ... know what I mean ??????????    ;D

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Serowbot on 09/24/12 at 23:06:19

OMG!,... I was lookin' for Elvis,.. but that's Jesus... spittin' image...
Arms outstretched, beckoning me...
... but, I ain't goin' there...  No way...
Life is so freaky... :-?...

PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... :-?...

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by LANCER on 09/25/12 at 04:44:15


6670677A62777A61150 wrote:
OMG!,... I was lookin' for Elvis,.. but that's Jesus... spittin' image...
Arms outstretched, beckoning me...
... but, I ain't goin' there...  No way...
Life is so freaky... :-?...

PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... :-?...



Odds on bet that her name is Maryi

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Dave on 09/25/12 at 04:58:05

This is the only photo of a dog butt that I have.
http://i46.tinypic.com/ok95qs.jpg

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by ToesNose on 09/25/12 at 06:19:08

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;D ;D :D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Paraquat on 09/25/12 at 09:28:31


4553445941545942360 wrote:
PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... :-?...


http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/mischacar.jpg
My dog's name is Mischa.
She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture.


--Steve

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by 360k+ on 09/25/12 at 09:50:19


1425362535312530440 wrote:
My dog's name is Mischa.
She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture.

--Steve


Too bad, Steve, because if was your dog, it looks like she's puttin a stamp on your hood for safe driving.

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Cavi Mike on 09/25/12 at 22:42:57

I spy 1st gen with 2nd gen 17's...

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Serowbot on 09/25/12 at 22:47:11


282E3D36767A7C7D764F0 wrote:
[quote author=1425362535312530440 link=1348533537/0#10 date=1348590511]
My dog's name is Mischa.
She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture.

--Steve


Too bad, Steve, because if was your dog, it looks like she's puttin a stamp on your hood for safe driving.[/quote]
Arh, arh arh!...ROTFLMAO!.... ;D...

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Paraquat on 09/26/12 at 06:09:26


1634233C183C3E30550 wrote:
I spy 1st gen with 2nd gen 17's...


Indeed.
FP Green, 3" exhaust, yada yada.

Also have an AWD Spyder with a 30r.


--Steve

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Cavi Mike on 09/26/12 at 16:46:56

AWD Spyder? Who converted it? I had a Spyder and wanted to convert but I lost interest after my 5th gearbox was on its way out...

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Paraquat on 09/26/12 at 18:42:10

I did the work.

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/100_5169.jpg
Bought a 96 Talon as a donor...

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/100_5128.jpg
Pulled out the good stuff...

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/100_5129.jpg

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/100_5155.jpg
Made it all fit, welded the brackets for the drive shaft up...

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/stickers9.jpg
Then I put GSX stickers on it.

http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv231/Paraquat_bucket/1123001156.jpg
So worth it.
I picked the car up FWD, drove it right home and started the swap. The way it feels, the way it hooks up, it's a blast to drive. I had an ACT 2600 in there but when I swapped the 30r on it started to slip so I jumped to a 6 puck 2900. But I'm sure no one here or in this thread wants to hear about my car 'cept you.


--Steve

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Cavi Mike on 09/26/12 at 19:58:19

Bada$$. I had a 2600, that thing sucked in grid-lock traffic, my knee would kill me. Sometimes I wish i still had mine but I think that thing was broken down just as much as it was running. And the crank-walk, I almost forgot about that. Nevermind, I'm definitely glad it's gone. There used to be a bunch of us around here that had DSM's but I dunno what happened. Some moved on the Evo's but everyone else, myself included, just seemed to move on altogether.

And this is the DSM thread now, dog butt-holes are lame.

Title: Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
Post by Dave on 09/27/12 at 06:31:28


7B594E517551535D380 wrote:
And this is the DSM thread now, dog butt-holes are lame.

http://i47.tinypic.com/4qio9d.jpg

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