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Message started by gerald.hughes on 09/16/12 at 15:17:00

Title: Southern Cops
Post by gerald.hughes on 09/16/12 at 15:17:00

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought maybe you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

Title: Re: Southern Cops
Post by Serowbot on 09/16/12 at 15:35:43

WIN!... ;D ;D ;D...

Title: Re: Southern Cops
Post by RidgeRunner13 on 09/16/12 at 16:20:06

I thought you were trying to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball. 8-)

Title: Re: Southern Cops
Post by Paraquat on 09/16/12 at 16:31:00

Heard that one about the Policeman's Ball.
Professional rectum stretcher?
Anyone heard that one?

--Steve

Title: Re: Southern Cops
Post by verslagen1 on 09/16/12 at 16:53:52

read it yesterday, but it was posted for a while.