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/cgi-bin/YaBB.pl General Category >> Politics, Religion (Tall Table) >> You know you're rich if.... /cgi-bin/YaBB.pl?num=1347586409 Message started by Serowbot on 09/13/12 at 18:33:29 |
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Title: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 09/13/12 at 18:33:29 Bit of fun here... some people don't seem to know they are rich... Romney says,... If times are hard, sell some stocks, or borrow money from your parents to start a business... ;D ;D ;D... So,.. You know you're rich if... or,... things Romney can relate to... ... you buy cars and bikes new, and pay for dealer servicing... ... you own socks that weren't 6 pair for $5... ... you've ordered Raman noodles at a restaurant, but never ate them at home... ... you know where the dry cleaner is... ... the silverware is in the dining room instead of the kitchen... ... you have an overcoat that you actually use over a coat... ... you call a plumber when your toilet is clogged... ... you didn't know there was such a thing as "imitation crab meat"... ... didn't know 99 cents stores sell toilet paper... ???? anyone want to add?... :-?... (PS.. just fun,.. no argument)... let's see if we can actually do fun... :)... I could go on,.. but I'll save some y'all... ;)... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 09/13/12 at 21:22:51 My motorcycle elevator in my garage quits working :( Dont have any idea where I'm at but the trees are the wrong heighth. All my wifes $2000 designer T Shirts are dirty and I put them in the dryer with detergent. Just bought a whole chain of 99 cent stores and I still dont know they sell toilet paper. Jay Leno knocks on my door and wants to buy a couple of cars and a motorcycle. Clint Eastwood forgets my name. I outran Paul Ryan in the marathon. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 09/13/12 at 23:10:11 Dude,.. that's ruff... ...but don't forget,... Ramans are delicious, and the Japanese live forever, and eat them maniacally... ...and good friends are worth more than money... I wasn't born with a silver spoon, but I have sterling friends... ... no amount of money can buy that... ...(back to the wall... my friends would kick Romney's friends ass)... Peace, ;)... Serow.. You know you're rich,... if your dancing horse, is tax deductible... as a business expense... :-?... $77,000's worth... Cool... Srinath, cool... Beyond Bot cool... ;D... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 09/14/12 at 00:28:43 "I wasn't born with a silver spoon, but I have sterling friends... ... no amount of money can buy that..." Bot that's one of the wisest things ever said on this forum if not the wisest. For that I am rich. When you become sick and disabled you really find out who your friends are and I have good ones who stick by me and help me whenever they can. I even care about Webster, we dont get along politically or spiritually but I wish him luck and sucess and unless he turns into a mass murderer I wish him all the best life has to offer. When this country was at its best people cared about each other. We helped people in need, we didnt call them freeloaders and turn our backs on them. If we dont get back to the old ways we will collapse and rightfully so. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 09/14/12 at 06:26:37 You're so broke you have to sell some of your stock. You love cadillac's, you have quite a few of them. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by built2last66 on 09/14/12 at 06:30:38 You know you're rich if you don't have a dime but you have a 6 pack of beer and a savage! |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 09/23/12 at 18:20:52 You gave 2 X as much in charity to your church as you paid in taxes and you think you're some kind of righteous fool. Your accounting firm is price waterhouse coopers. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by arteacher on 09/24/12 at 15:30:21 .......you don't check your bank balance for two months. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Bubba on 09/25/12 at 13:41:54 you don't ever check your bank balance... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Starlifter on 09/25/12 at 19:38:11 You own the bank... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 09/25/12 at 19:51:26 655245454616171F14270 wrote:
No need to, its a good thing I dont drink because there's never enough in there to buy a 6 pack. Thankfully my bank covers my bad checks and settles up when I get paid LOL. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 09/28/12 at 09:25:20 http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-26-2012/sudden-wealth-syndrome |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/01/12 at 13:53:17 You suggest to someone who has lost their house and everything else they owned "um, there's assistance out there, go home and call 211." Then of course he cut the federal govt so anyone that calls 211 gets "This number is no longer in service ... Guys I think we can do one of these every day till election day ... Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 10/02/12 at 04:05:42 You know youre rich if you say something one day, you say the exact opposite the next day and almost half the country wants you to become president. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 10/02/12 at 11:27:06 ...You know you're rich if billionaires are willing to buy you a POTUS jacket... :-?... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/05/12 at 11:49:21 You see the unemployment rate go down and you know its a lie cos you have told your friends to no hire people and so the jobs are a lie. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/09/12 at 19:00:58 You have united both the Rank and file employee of goldman sachs and the upper management and you think that oughta make you 100% "in" with the common man. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Trippah on 10/09/12 at 19:54:58 The cutie serving dinner wearing the black French Maid outfit isn't your wife - and your wife doesn't care cause the butler is carrying her around on a big sliver platter. ;) |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/11/12 at 06:07:12 03253E2727363F570 wrote:
You talking about clintstone ? Prolly not, cos it would read - The fattie serving dinner wearing the black French Maid outfit isn't your wife - and your wife doesn't care cause she's a lessbean. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/11/12 at 06:31:47 Back on topic - You know you're rich when you propose a plan to bring down the debt by cutting taxes on the rich, but it will be revenue neutral cos you'd close off the tax loopholes ... as in ... you know there are enough loop holes ... you use all of em .. and you can lower the debt ... by making a 0 sum tax cut/loophole close ... yes ... debt - 0 = lower debt. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 10/11/12 at 11:02:50 ... you know you're rich,.. if you treat the uninsured at the emergency room, exclusively... :-?... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/11/12 at 15:36:33 You cover pre existing conditions in medical insurance - but only for those who have kept coverage - OK so what does pre existing exactly mean ? Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 10/11/12 at 15:46:27 46475C5B54415D350 wrote:
... had it in a past life?... :-?... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 10/12/12 at 21:31:04 7365726F77626F74000 wrote:
... had it in a past life?... :-?...[/quote] What ever disease my father has I'm gonna get :-[ |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/15/12 at 10:25:37 62464B414648475B5D464B4A5D2F0 wrote:
... had it in a past life?... :-?...[/quote] What ever disease my father has I'm gonna get :-[/quote] And if you have not had insurance when you get it, you will be deemed as pre existing and only if you had insurance from before, during and after you would be treated as per romney, then you will be called 47% and made to be under socialist gubbamint take over of medicare. Cool. Srinath |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/15/12 at 11:04:48 Back to topic: You think "If you dont have insurance you can go to a hospital and get treatment" Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Doug B on 10/16/12 at 10:08:17 61766A6F77316F6270773535030 wrote:
Good one ! another one : you know you're rich if.... you have C-notes on the toilet role restated : you wipe your _ _ _ with hundred dollar bills ;D |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 10/17/12 at 00:40:19 You can pay someone to wipe your a$$. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/17/12 at 06:53:51 Back on topic: You think being president means you can "Look @ your retirement" and see the chinese investments. Unnnnnhhh ... no, Your retirement goes into a blind trust. You dont know who's managing it, and who ever manages it doesn't know what they are managing. Obama may think I'll help the auto companies and bail them out and my retirement may make lots of $$$ ... except, your retirement fund may have been leveraged short in the auto companies. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Serowbot on 10/17/12 at 08:46:55 You know your rich,.. ... if you can't win Ohio, but you can afford to buy it... :-?... |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/18/12 at 20:27:08 You're an anchor baby whose parents came to this country owning nothing but utah. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by Midnightrider on 10/18/12 at 22:19:45 You're a Morman and you only have one wife to keep up. All of em with several wives are broke. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/19/12 at 08:21:37 694D404A4D434C50564D404156240 wrote:
Oooo he's a Mormon ? Man I thought he was a Moron and I was going to vote for him. No way now ... I'd replace the current idiot with a moron, not a mormon ... :D Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 10/19/12 at 22:37:45 [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] Who can read that & Not Smile? |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/24/12 at 05:03:56 You hear "he's all over the map" and you think, what's he complaining about, I am all over the map cos I own all of this. Cool. Srinath. |
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Title: Re: You know you're rich if.... Post by srinath on 10/26/12 at 13:42:54 You can promise to create 12 million jobs ... knowing that you can just create them out of $$ you got in your couch. Yea 12 million jobs romney is promising to create ... will occour anyway. Cool. Srinath. |
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