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Message started by arteacher on 06/06/12 at 12:30:24

Title: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by arteacher on 06/06/12 at 12:30:24

::)

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by babyhog on 06/06/12 at 12:45:44

Would you like to elaborate?   :o

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by arteacher on 06/06/12 at 13:28:45

OH all right... I was waiting for some off colour comments. An Italian hoe is a gardening implement that looks like an adze with a long handle. The head is cast, not stamped like regular hoes, is heavy, and quite sharp. It goes through tree roots easily.
BTW Italian hoes are more expensive than regular hoes.

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/06/12 at 14:13:35

Ive heard of them,, Theyre nice.

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by prechermike on 06/06/12 at 14:41:52

Art, down south they are called grubbing hoes, doesn't sound quite as nice.  I have my granddaddy's, not telling what that hoe has grubbed.

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by mpescatori on 06/07/12 at 07:23:32


0F04040D010E0F1514600 wrote:
OH all right...
...
BTW Italian hoes are more expensive than regular hoes.


Check the serial number, it's stamped on the collar, under the blade :

- if it starts with "G..." it's Gucci

- if it starts with "A..." it's Armani

- if it starts with anything else it's yourmoney...

;D

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by SuperSavage on 06/07/12 at 20:18:19

Woe be to me... :'( I'm still using an American , flat-bottomed hoe. Nothing fancy and quite plain, but with a tight budget, that's all I can afford.  ;D

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by Cavi Mike on 06/08/12 at 01:37:53

I was at the very least expecting a picture of a Moto Guzzi.

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/08/12 at 02:00:02

http://www.2ri.de/Images/Big/0/Moto_Guzzi_Dondolino_1946.jpg


That do ya?

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by John_D FSO on 06/08/12 at 03:42:34

Now that is a thing of beauty! :o  
Excuse me while wipe the drool off my keyboard... :P

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by Paraquat on 06/08/12 at 06:28:04

You guys see that chick in the Fiat Abarth commercials?


--Steve

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Post by 360k+ on 06/08/12 at 08:09:09

Now THAT engineer would have been interesting to talk to.    8-)

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Post by bill67 on 06/08/12 at 08:50:22

I like the fiction shock and levered seat.

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 06/08/12 at 08:54:55

Ive read some shocking fiction, too,, & I do like it,,

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by Paraquat on 06/08/12 at 09:44:41

My only problem with Italian women is that they end up like Polish women.

They start off like this...
I can't post this picture because I'm at work. Type "young polish women" into google. Do an Image search.

and they end up like this...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSO803qYLj7dvg9IVW-7SwLBgaVG5T2NF5E0L2RlSfbrL1CPmVQ8Q


--Steve

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by arteacher on 06/08/12 at 10:09:01

I dunno 'bout that- check out Sophia Loren. :)

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by Serowbot on 06/08/12 at 10:18:52

To think,.. I bought an Italian fry pan... (forehead slap)..

Shoulda' bought a hoe... :-?...

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by verslagen1 on 06/08/12 at 11:24:52

renting is much cheaper.

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by Paraquat on 06/08/12 at 11:40:47


747F7F767A75746E6F1B0 wrote:
I dunno 'bout that- check out Sophia Loren. :)


Every statistic has at least one outlier.


--Steve

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by mpescatori on 06/10/12 at 11:32:50

You don't need the exception rule when discussing Italian ladies.

There's a huge difference between the average Mediterranean beauty and the average North-European beauty.

You only need to check out a 1950's film from both sides to see what I mean...

Ugly anglosaxon commedienne
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/sandra-tm.jpg?w=198&h=300

Ugly Italian commedienne
http://genovazena.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/teresa_mannino_a_zelig.jpg

Honestly, which one would you rather date ?  ::)

Now... talk about "Vintage" Mediterranean Actresses...

Sophia Loren performing a chuckly strip tease in "Ieri Oggi Domani"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/thumb/a/a6/Sophia_loren_strip.jpg/250px-Sophia_loren_strip.jpg

Brigitte Bardot undressing in "Plucking the Daisy"
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c1bWXxKVOks/T59eyBGukNI/AAAAAAAADPA/Is0LQBuJYZ0/s400/Brigitte_Bardot,_(Mademoiselle_Striptease)_23a.jpg

Claudia Cardinale camping out
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3011/5758671587_a2c576248b.jpg

This French lady needs no introduction...
http://www.adinnerguest.com/wp-content/uploads/laetitia-casta-20070313-225389.jpg

Two Italians the French love to love (get used to it!)
Carla Bruni ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... and ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Monica Bellucci
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z0ppHT8JOvc/THwocpOKBaI/AAAAAAAAe10/YvXIA9qykac/s1600/carla-bruni.jpghttp://www.ledieci.net/backend/uploads/bell10bell10.jpg

http://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jane_hathaway_nancy_kulp.jpg?w=152

Your call...  ;)


Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by arteacher on 06/10/12 at 11:55:28


140710110E0305070C53620 wrote:
renting is much cheaper.

Depends on the frequency of use. ;)

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by arteacher on 06/10/12 at 12:27:22

Most beautiful Italian woman I know -mama mia. Taken in 1976 a few months before her death at the age of 53.
http://p1.bikepics.com/2012/06/10%5Cbikepics-2413754-200.jpg
And at age 12
http://p1.bikepics.com/2012/06/10%5Cbikepics-2413757-200.jpg

Title: Re: Bought an Italian hoe yesterday.
Post by verslagen1 on 06/10/12 at 12:31:39


646F6F666A65647E7F0B0 wrote:
[quote author=140710110E0305070C53620 link=1339011024/15#17 date=1339179892]renting is much cheaper.

Depends on the frequency of use. ;)[/quote]

And allows for an upgrade to the model with every use.

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