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Message started by Greg on 05/25/12 at 10:43:02

Title: Read too fast...
Post by Greg on 05/25/12 at 10:43:02

Glancing at the recent posts on the home page, I read a little fast and got a chuckle. I thought "Must be purdy dern thirsty". (OK. I admit I am strange.)


Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Paraquat on 05/25/12 at 11:16:58

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/793/sunisgoing.png


--Steve

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/25/12 at 11:40:49

A cancer doctor will tell ya do that,, first thing in the morning, 1/2 cup..because there are tons of antibodies flushed away,

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by 360k+ on 05/25/12 at 12:30:04

Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/25/12 at 12:42:02


3036252E6E6264656E570 wrote:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.



DUDE!!! First Out Loud Laff of the Day,, thank you!


Okay, posted the reply, read it again & busted up laffin again,, Im postin this & LEAVING! Thats just funny, man,, Ive got tears in my eyes.

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Paraquat on 05/25/12 at 12:51:32


4B4D5E5515191F1E152C0 wrote:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


We obviously have different ideas as to what constitutes a "good" day.

This reminds me of a Doug Stanhope joke...


--Steve

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Serowbot on 05/25/12 at 13:27:14

I been noticing that, too...
... and I wasn't going to mention anything... ;D...

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Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Savage_Rob on 05/25/12 at 13:27:30


696F7C77373B3D3C370E0 wrote:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


Okay, if you have cancer, that may or may not be true - but it still cracked me up.

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/25/12 at 13:40:23

Mite just be a mean Dr joke

" Dude,, that guy is so desperate Ive got him drinkin his own pee!"

But, naaaah,, My Dr told me about it,, & she is not at all mean,,
She is a naturopath, she Was a regular, pill sellin dr, till she & her hubby got poisoned by pesticides & none of her Dr friends could help them. She discovered thru research Vitamin C IVs , did a few on her hubby & he got outta the hospital, then did some on herself & got better. Ive had a ton of them, & it stopped the trembling in my legs. In a quiet room, you could hear my pants flapping from 10 feet away,,my legs were shaking so hard,, I had been eating copious amounts of "Organic" cilantro... Twasnt Organic,,

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Cavi Mike on 05/25/12 at 17:10:41

I think you're forgetting something here.

What did the sentence actually say?

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Dave on 05/25/12 at 19:06:20


464053581814121318210 wrote:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


I haven't laughed out loud in front of a computer in a long time.

Thanks.....That did it!

Title: Re: Read too fast...
Post by Drifter on 05/26/12 at 07:27:11

I have been told if you add a teaspoon of honey it tastes alot better.. :P

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