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Title: Lose your idea! Post by Dave on 05/24/12 at 11:23:09 A friend dropped off a chinese scooter for me to work on....it has sat for too long with fuel in it and needed the fuel system cleaned. You talk about tiny pilot jets! The scooter had the manual in the toolbox and I really enjoyed the helpful tips. For those of you who like to run your bikes inside the garage, read this word for word quote: WARNING: Don't shift engine on airtight space. The waste gas have co with many poisonotics that will make you lose your idea and almost make you die. :o |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Stimpy - FSO on 05/24/12 at 12:17:27 http://s13.postimage.org/sm86khn6f/heavens_hamster_tshirt.jpg (http://postimage.org/) ... (http://postimage.org/) go here dave, you'll love it: http://www.engrish.com |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Serowbot on 05/24/12 at 12:33:47 My mind has wobbles from many laughter at bad engrish... ;D... I'm gonna' have to share that one with my buddy... ;)... |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Paraquat on 05/24/12 at 13:25:47 We have a genuine "Shun-Chun" center for our lathe here at work. The side of the box says it's "presicion" for CNC equipment. --Steve |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by babyhog on 05/24/12 at 13:31:23 ;D Most times you can figure out the interpretation, but I'm still not sure what your idea is. :-/ |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Savage_Rob on 05/24/12 at 14:48:32 That's awesome. That beats the motherboard manual I once had that stated "Hard drive can large than 512 MB". |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Savage_Rob on 05/24/12 at 14:50:32 4546474A48522B0 wrote:
I'm guessing they intend something like "cause memory loss" or "cause loss of consciousness"... Just a guess though. |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by John_D FSO on 05/24/12 at 15:53:03 0634233432300A073A37550 wrote:
I'm guessing they intend something like "cause memory loss" or "cause loss of consciousness"... Just a guess though.[/quote] We receive a lot of shipments from Japan, and the translation that never fails to make me chuckle is "Heaping is no allowed". With of course a picture of double stacked pallets with a line through it, in case you fail to understand that marvelous explanation. :-? |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/24/12 at 21:22:14 On ratchet type PVC cutters , which required gripping , releasing, gripping, releasing.. Directions for use Hold the handle slowly. |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by mpescatori on 05/25/12 at 03:51:06 http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/happy-fright.jpg |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by 360k+ on 05/25/12 at 12:42:54 From a Chinese restaurant menu... "Deep fried, look like squirrel" Ummm, I'm going to order that. |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by SALB on 05/25/12 at 20:57:45 A couple of friends of mine have a Tank scooter. All fluids in the owners manual, gas, brake, and oil, are referred to as "gasoline" :o Um, OK? :-? |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/26/12 at 04:16:16 DOT3 Gasoline & 10W30 Gasoline? GENIUS!! Thats funny,., |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Jon on 05/26/12 at 13:40:13 Reminds me of a restaurant in my hometown where they misspell "China" on their sign. It's called the Chian Garden :D |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by ratz on 05/26/12 at 15:51:04 One off my personal favorites from the older Yamaha keyboards,when a midi cable is plugged in the display reads "MIDI JACK ON" when it's unplugged,it reads "MIDI JACK OFF". |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by John_D FSO on 05/28/12 at 18:25:11 373122296965636269500 wrote:
Heck, I'd give it a try. But then, I've eaten roast muskrat... :-? |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by mpescatori on 05/29/12 at 07:00:30 3335262D6D6167666D540 wrote:
Don't look now, but I wouldn't be surprised if it really did turn out to be either a squirrel or a sewage rat... On the other hand, they eat dogs... |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Dave on 05/29/12 at 11:01:27 OK.....next installment from this owners manual: "WARNING: Hook of helmet is use for sporking motorcycle. Forbid to hook the helmet when driving motorcycle if else." "WARNING: PLS changing another gasoline if have the sound of spark "cluck cluck" under regular driving." |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 05/29/12 at 17:04:04 FWIW, Ive been involved in things that have caused me to "Lose my Idea" 13 times, & several times when I shoulda taken that nap,, but didnt,, one time, a college age guy hit me just above my left ear ( was about 14 I guess) & I literally did most of a cartwheel,,270* worth,, |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Stimpy - FSO on 05/29/12 at 17:23:38 6A515C4B5A564D4B5058554A390 wrote:
Hey man, don't lose your idea, GET SEAFOAM! :D |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by drharveys on 05/29/12 at 20:04:39 One menu writer obviously checked his Chinese/English dictionary for the right word. Yup, the "Buddha's Delight" (veggie special) had "...snow peas, water chestnut, and edible fungus"! Well, that is what mushrooms are! ;D |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by serenity3743 on 05/30/12 at 10:21:29 From a schematic for putting together a patio table and chair set: Picture of an expanded drawing of a table and of a chair. Caption reads "Make yourself for to assemble the table." "Make yourself for to assemble the chair." |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Stimpy - FSO on 06/14/12 at 09:24:04 The wify got a couple of sets of Bento cut-out forms for food decoration and after examining the back of the package i found this: http://s13.postimage.org/waf1ht9xj/110620122769.jpg (http://postimage.org/) .. (http://postimage.org/) ...yup yup, just what I was thinking! Those Japanese always write so darn poetic. :D |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by ZAR on 06/14/12 at 10:09:33 Thankfully the Kubota Tractor Corp. researches their English well enough that all setup instructions,owners and service manuals and any other paperwork we see at the dealership is as concise and clear(if not more so) as manuals printed here in the states. As for other paperwork we see from other overseas manufacturers............rots o ruck!!! |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by bill67 on 06/14/12 at 10:18:20 3B2D3A2D26213C317B7F7C7B480 wrote:
Well did you do it are didn't you :) |
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Title: Re: Lose your idea! Post by Cavi Mike on 06/14/12 at 11:57:33 http://s13.postimage.org/waf1ht9xj/110620122769.jpg It rubs the lotion on its skin... |
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