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Title: Burn! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/29/12 at 22:32:42 Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD GUYS

Title: Re: Burn! Post by Serowbot on 04/30/12 at 00:19:43 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.... ... and that's why I'd never go to the doctor about anything embarrassing... I always think of the clever retort,... ...20 seconds too late... :-?...

Title: Re: Burn! Post by LANCER on 04/30/12 at 02:58:32 2B343235282F1E2E1E26343873410 wrote: Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD GUYS So, are you going for blonde, brunette or redhead ? Small, medium or LARGE perky chest ? ? ? Inquiring minds want to know ! ! !   ;D

Title: Re: Burn! Post by built2last66 on 04/30/12 at 03:35:35 You could have been nice and just replied to her with "now that I've seen you, my impotence is cured"  :D

Title: Re: Burn! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/30/12 at 05:44:14 I copied that from an email & was so busy giggling I didnt even notice that a C&P would make it look like that was a report I was making,, dang,,

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