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Message started by spacepirates on 03/21/12 at 12:30:48

Title: One day on a farm [joke, not for the sensitive]
Post by spacepirates on 03/21/12 at 12:30:48

One day on a farm, after many days of heavy rain, a horse gets stuck in a deep mud pit. As he is struggling in the mud, one of the farmer's chickens hears his cries for help. The chicken runs over to the mud pit and tells the horse to hold on while he gets the farmers' Harley. The chicken comes riding up on the Harley, throws the horse a rope and uses the Harley to pull the horse to safety. The horse is very grateful.

Several weeks later, after a rainstorm, the chicken gets stuck in the mud puddle. As the chicken cries for help the horse hears him and runs over to help. "hurry and get the farmer's Harley", the chicken says, "No need", says the horse, as he straddles the puddle and lowers his schlong down to the chicken. The chicken grabs the schlong and as he is pulled to safety we realize the moral of the story...

IF YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A HARLEY TO PICK UP CHICKS!!!

all in good fun... ;)

Title: Re: One day on a farm [joke, not for the sensitive
Post by bill67 on 03/21/12 at 12:52:05

That was a funny one and the truth too.

Title: Re: One day on a farm [joke, not for the sensitive
Post by verslagen1 on 03/21/12 at 13:00:14

Dirty chicks don't need a harley to pick up schlong. 8-)