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Title: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by Serowbot on 02/15/12 at 21:40:31 Okay,.. so I haven't washed my car for about a year,.. so it's little dusty... But,... I'm out today, and at the traffic light,... I hear a thump... ... and I think,... nobody hit me... that's not a rock.... I think,.. I think a rather large bird just dropped a dookie on me... And, sure enough,.. I get out at the grocery, about a mile down the road, and there's a fist sized bird plop dead center on the top of my car... I'm a genius... I new it... So, I go in the store and get my goodies,.. and when I come out, there's another one... dead center on my windshield... Are we talkin' karma here?... a coincidence?... a perfectionist bird?... ... a bird with a vendetta?... a team of sarcastic birds?... I just don't know... Anyway,... it did get me to wash the car... :-?... |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by thumperclone on 02/16/12 at 00:18:05 good thing you wernt on your bike |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 02/16/12 at 04:27:30 YOur car must have been some kinda nasty to cause birds flying over to just drop dead. |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by ratz on 02/16/12 at 08:34:31 Just a little gunnery practice. Be glad it wasn't a time-on-target barrage! ;) |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 02/16/12 at 09:37:51 I was carpooling with a guy in La. As we approached a bridge we saw a big bird swoop down from a high point on the bridge. The bird dove at the car & dropped a Huge Poop bomb right on the windshield. Its been nearly 40 years & I still remember the whole scene. It was just too crazy! |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by arteacher on 02/16/12 at 15:13:10 We have assigned parking in our codo complex. Mine just happens to be under a big tree. I swear to God the #$%^&*@ birds wait till I wash the car, then text all their buddies to come over and sh!t on it. >:( |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by Serowbot on 02/16/12 at 15:47:41 2C27272E222D2C3637430 wrote:
Texting truly is the bane of our society... :-?... |
Title: Re: The Bluebird of happiness... Post by cowboy on 02/16/12 at 17:30:37 who says god does'nt have a sense of humor. any where did you think the game angry birds came from ;D |
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