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Message started by Serowbot on 12/29/11 at 10:37:19

Title: Funny bone...
Post by Serowbot on 12/29/11 at 10:37:19

A professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a
lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first
year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the
professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an
orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the
classroom.
;D...

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/29/11 at 22:52:56

Late 60's couple.
Alice asks Fred, "If I die, would you remarry?"
He scoffs,, "Lets dont even talk about such things. We're having a good day, lets keep it happy."

That evening, Alice asks again,,

Fred admits he would remarry.
Alice asks "Would you sell our bed?"

Fred says "No, , Alice, I like our bed. I'd keep it."

"Would you sell our dining room table?"

"No, Alice, we bought that table long ago, & I cherish it."

"Well,, you wouldnt let her mess with my golf clubs, would you?"

"No, Alice,, she wouldnt mess with your clubs. She's left handed."

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by verslagen1 on 12/29/11 at 23:53:19

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl on her new shiny bike pulled up beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

"Next year tell Santa;

The 'thingy' goes underneath the horse, not on top"!!!

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/30/11 at 04:28:22

ouch,,

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by drums1 on 01/02/12 at 11:59:16

There once was a man from Nantucket.....

Ah hell, it would just get deleted anyways. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by arteacher on 01/02/12 at 16:14:36

Why men should not write advice columns.
Dear Tom: This morning I left my husband watching TV when I drove off to work. My car stalled about a half-mile away, and I walked back home. I found my husband in bed with our neighbors' 19-year-old daughter! He admitted that they have been having an affair for several months, but he absolutely refuses to go to marriage counseling. I am distraught. What should I do? (signed) Mary------Dear Mary. There are a number of reasons why an engine might stall after being run a short distance. First make sure that no debris is clogging you fuel line. Next check for condensation.....

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by splash07 on 01/03/12 at 11:53:58

An older gentleman is riding his suzuki savage along when he is pulled over by a police officer.

the officer asks the man if he knows why he was pulled over and the man replies "no"

the officer informs him that his wife fell off about a mile back, the older man replies......

"oh thank god......I thought I went def"

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 01/03/12 at 13:27:03

That was funny.. :)

Title: Re: Funny bone...
Post by stinger on 01/03/12 at 14:03:36

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.