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Message started by Boule’tard on 09/20/11 at 06:31:02

Title: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by Boule’tard on 09/20/11 at 06:31:02

Minus the spam links of course..

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After reading the post that the topic owner posted, Ican not keep silence, unbelievable! Why !?I have never saw such a wonderful post that can touch my heart deeply in my life for galloping in the BBS today. topic owner you let me know a sentencethat is “there is people always better than you, and there is sky always higher than the sky that you can see.”Thank you in advance! After reading this post, Ireplied at once, because I am afraid the four-letter post will pollute this brilliant post. If Ican notleave my name follow thiswonderful topic, even if I die, Ican not keep peace! How proud thatI can leave my name follow this wonderful post! Topic owner, please pardon my selfishness! No matter how beautiful words that I used to describe your post is not enough. And now I just want to say: your post is best, no one can beyond you! I would like to read your post with my whole life.This post original in conception, the unique subject, clear paragraph, strange and changeful story, clear thread, and undramatic with uncommon. The literary power that the topic owner show us is strong, every sentence can be classical, the topic owner should be our quintessence about the literature.From the viewpoint of the art, maybe this post is not succeed, but the significance of this article is bigger than the succeed. It called “riding horse, handling sword, whole universe just stay in my mind”topic owner is the real leader of the BBS! Originally, I have already desponded to this forum with slop over. But after I reading your post, I see the wish of this forum. It is you, give the fire to forum in the night, you make the forum alive, it is you, save me from the cold. Originally, I want not want to reply any post in this community, but your post give me enthusiasm ,I tell myself, I must reply this post, Ican not confuse! This is a post that never appeared in a hundred year. Oh, Jesus! Let me see such a wonderful and splendid post in my limited life. Your world like the “ wonderful song breaks the silence” and “ the sunshine through the cloud”, let’s see the wish and the future. shocking thunderclapcan not be the 0.01percent of master’s mien, wonderful and brilliant can notassimilate to your literary talent! Touch my heart, touch my soul! Your shine light the land, your tear moisten the plants! Thought your deeply words, let me feel your soul, your sharp eyes like the eagle, your agile action like the tiger. It looks see your ground body when you write the wonderful and grandiose article, and your hero’s mettle when you watch around and handle the sword. Topic owner , how brilliant your words are! I live in the community for a long time, and saw different people came from all corner of the society, I think nothing can touch me, but you give me a new experience. You are really different from the others, you are the real master, the wonderful intonation, the brilliant sign, and the magnificent words. No matter how many IDs you change, I can find you in thousands of people, you must be the strongest ID.

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by mpescatori on 09/20/11 at 06:55:47

:-?

HUH ???

::)

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/20/11 at 07:25:45

I bought some PVC cutters to sell,, Ratchet handles, squeeze, let off, squeeze, let off, & work the blade thru the pipe,, made in China,,
instructions said

Hold the handle slowly,

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by verslagen1 on 09/20/11 at 07:29:08

I could not get thru the 1st line... my hand kept wandering over to the delete button... somewhat strangelovish. :-?

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by ksthumper on 09/20/11 at 19:09:28

I'm so using this as my auto-respond in my spam folder for my email.

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by Wolfman on 09/20/11 at 20:56:16

I got through the first four sentences and the grammar was so bad it was crossing my eyes and giving me a headache. :-?

Title: Re: Most hilarious spam post ever
Post by built2last66 on 09/21/11 at 09:15:42

This is a good one. I've seen a million good ones like that from all over different message boards, and they make me giggle :D