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Title: Ah! The good Life! Post by stinger on 09/20/11 at 00:49:55 A male fairy tale and a boys bedtime story. Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode a Suzuki Savage motorcycle and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up every time he pissed. The end. |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by babyhog on 09/20/11 at 07:02:58 Wow, that's one smart Princess! ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by mpescatori on 09/20/11 at 07:20:58 Stinger, you forgot to say: - he had nobody's shoulder to lean on when he felt lonely, - he had nobody to speak to and share coffee with in the morning, - he had nobody who would snuggle up and curl into his arms on cold rainy afternoons, - he had nobody to soothe his fever when he was ill, - he had nobody who would run to him with a smile from here to Kentucky and yell "Daddy!" at the top of his/her lungs - he had nobody to share XMas gifts with - he had to look for a place to have dinner on Thanksgiving Day because he lived all alone and his house was a mess... Am I slamming you ? No, it's the snapshot of the six loneliest years of my life, unaccompanied duty far enough from home to need to FLY on the weekend, and my son grew up and he grew and he grew and one day I go home and find this 6th grader with a budding moustache... ...Hey! What happened to the kindergarten kid I was torn from a few years ago? So, my "Happily ever after" means perhaps less money and quite a few nags... ...but my wife and I bring coffee to each other in bed every morning since the day we married (OK, the day after ;)) and anyway, what's a nag, if not the fish bone you cough out when enjoying that succulent fillet of fish a-la-grille? I'd never ever want to be living alone anymore. If I really had to, I'd retire, pack my bike and head... wherever the wind blows... |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Gyrobob on 09/20/11 at 08:13:04 I have had 7 years of wedded bliss. 7 out of 43 is not too bad, eh? |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by bill67 on 09/20/11 at 08:44:02 Problem with not being married you have no one to tell you what your doing wrong ;) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by babyhog on 09/20/11 at 10:16:03 7C6174627270657E6378110 wrote:
That's the sweetest, most manly thing I've read in a while. You're the best Maurizio! :) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by splash07 on 09/20/11 at 11:58:05 I am with mpescatori on this one. Even after being dumped two weeks ago by my girlfriend of 6 years. I was prepared to marry her and had even started a savings account to buy a ring. Life is nothing without someone to share it with. Although big tittied cheerleaders do sound nice right about now and I do have a savings account with a bunch of money in it. ;) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by drharveys on 09/20/11 at 14:13:49 Maurizio-- You so have it right! There's one comedian I saw (and I wish I could remember his name) who was commenting about how many of his fellow comedians kept making anti-marriage jokes. Not an exact quote, but I think I captured the flavor of his comment: "For me, marriage has been great. My best friend in the whole is my roommate, and I get sex! I can't see any way to improve this situation..." I can't either! ;D |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by LostArtist on 09/20/11 at 15:03:26 dang it, now I'm depressed two ways :-? |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Serowbot on 09/20/11 at 18:35:53 7655494E7B484E53494E3A0 wrote:
Lost,... I think you forgot the part about tons of money and cheerleaders... ;)... Quote:
... and once again,... cheerleaders!... ;D... |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Wolfman on 09/20/11 at 20:53:08 Cheerleaders are way over rated. Find you an aerobics instructor instead. Or a biker chick...lol |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by John_D FSO on 09/21/11 at 03:51:41 Is is wrong that the first thing I thought is "I'm almost outta spam, I need to add it to the grocery list"? :-? ;D The whole cheerleader thing sounds fun, but if they're after me for my money they're in for a big surprise! ::) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Gyrobob on 09/21/11 at 08:05:02 Often, getting married doesn't turn out well. Same thing with kids. |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/21/11 at 11:43:13 Married at 18, divorced at 21, & after a good deal of introspection, I realized that as much as I wanted to not be alone, I wasnt exactly someone who could be involved in a successful long term relationship, so I spent about 8 years alone, met my wife at the 10 year reunion, dated a while, married her 26 years ago,.I wouldnt even allow myself to have a g/f, it was very lonely, but I needed the time to grow thru a few things, some people just look for someone who can accept them with their baggage, its better to work to clean ones self up & become someone who can actually participate in a relationship fairly, I also think everyone should live alone & be fully self supporting before marriage. Women included, that way no one ever feels "Trapped" in a relationship,, & self confidence gained thru self reliance is a REAL good thing to have., If you cant cook & clean & do your laundry & keep your car up,& pay your bills, you arent ready. |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Grand Strand on 09/21/11 at 16:14:49 Justin, That is some pretty good advice. We need a little more growing up and maturity today no matter what age we are. Changes your perspective, and yes it improves your confidence. It’s all good! Larry |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by WD on 09/21/11 at 18:40:17 If I wasn't married I'd have to learn to budget, balance a checkbook, pay bills... Now if I could only teach her to check oil, check tire pressures, stick to the grocery list, walk faster in the store, not have so many pets... I've been married (this time) for, let's see, what century is this... Her dress was 10th century, my kilt was 19th century... Long time. Or the day before yesterday. Oh yeah, 1997. I have to look at my license to find my birthday, but i definitely know hers... ::) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/21/11 at 19:42:45 Sorry guys,, I spent a good bit of time on that,, not just typing it, but learning it, I think its worth a bump,, 66797F7865625363536B79753E0C0 wrote:
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Boule’tard on 09/21/11 at 20:23:09 Yeah, I also wouldn't allow myself a g/f all throughout school, due to intense study (read: was socially inept, could not get g/f). But then about 1995 I got desperate and clinged to one that was beautiful but not quite right. She was also a clingy dipshit so it sorta worked out.. married for 4 years, divorced.. then I "did not allow myself" a g/f for 2 years after that, ha ha.. actually, that time it was wise to hold off and get my act together. So then I started seeing a girl I knew from my hometown, married her in 2004 and now have 2 good kids. Throughout each alone and together period, the grass was often greener. I am able to make myself perfectly happy, and miserable, in either situation. It is not quite "all in the mind" but is very much in the mind. Any time a failure occurred, a breakup, rejection or whatever, that was the worst. But I am glad that I had the hard lessons, because without them I would not have what I have now AND appreciate it. Overall, for me the scale of most miserable to happiest is: 1. Alone, looking with no success, and no real projects going on. No "life" 2. With a good-enough person to stay with (because you're not busy and have nothing better going on) but annoyed with the person/ it aint right. 3. Alone, not looking and busy with other projects 4. With the right person, but not busy 5. With the right person and busy Ramble, ramble ramble. Isn't this woman adorable? (not mine) http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283298_10150313188881070_698456069_9907881_4113921_n.jpg |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by verslagen1 on 09/21/11 at 20:26:15 yes she is... but way too much baggage for fun. ;) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by skatnbnc on 09/22/11 at 18:44:32 24273B36243F6760570 wrote:
AND you ride a Savage...so, post for us girls a photo of you and we'll hook you up with another Savage girl - voila - we now have SuzukiMatch.com on the forum too! :D |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by LostArtist on 09/23/11 at 13:05:02 girlfriends??? what dem be??? |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by splash07 on 09/25/11 at 19:45:09 59414B5E444844492A0 wrote:
AND you ride a Savage...so, post for us girls a photo of you and we'll hook you up with another Savage girl - voila - we now have SuzukiMatch.com on the forum too! :D[/quote] Yay!! SuzukiMatch.com!!!! Here is a pic of me and the bike in its early project stages. For your viewing pleasure ladies 8-) http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac30/splash07s/NewOrleans2007038.jpg |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by babyhog on 09/26/11 at 06:27:08 Hey Splash, you won't be lonely long with those pretty eyes... ;) |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by Boule’tard on 09/26/11 at 06:58:49 We forgot the #1 advantage of being single... you can pull your bike straight into the house!!! :D Sadly, I did not take advantage of this.. sniff.. http://suzukisavage.com/yabb2.2/Templates/Forum/default/cry.gif Don't know what ya got.. 'till it's GONNee.. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ[/media] |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by splash07 on 09/26/11 at 20:09:39 3536373A38225B0 wrote:
Thanks piglet, but its OK if I am. I realize that to be with someone else you have to be OK with being by yourself. |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by skatnbnc on 09/27/11 at 20:20:18 Splash dude - you are totally going to hook up with a great person, no worries. Frankly, I already like you based on that picture. First off your bike is in the living room, cold beer is available, the tool bin is at hand, and so is the comfortable sofa. Dude. That completely rocks! 8-) As an added bonus you live in Charleston which is a city full of good looking sexy girls. Have patience grasshopper - she will find you. :) PS - take what you are passionate about and go do that - you will run into girls with the same interest and if not, you still have fun! And you are totally good looking too, so this shouldn't take long. :-* |
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Title: Re: Ah! The good Life! Post by splash07 on 09/28/11 at 13:15:57 223A30253F333F32510 wrote:
Wow!!!! :D You girls really know how to make a man feel good. Thanks skatnbnc. Keeping busy with my passions is really the only thing keeping me sane, great advice. |
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