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Message started by drharveys on 03/17/11 at 08:19:30

Title: High Energy Physics
Post by drharveys on 03/17/11 at 08:19:30

Why I'm not a physics major:

http://arxiv.org/abs/1103.1373

No, I'm not making it up! ;D

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by mpescatori on 03/17/11 at 08:43:56

Are you sure he's not describing a rubber band ? ::)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 03/17/11 at 08:49:44

There was a sound made at certain times in cartoons, & trying to read that made that same noise run thru my head,,,, Ill bet some here know the one,,

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by runwyrlph on 03/17/11 at 09:18:49

i tried to read it, but it made my brane hurt

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by Boule’tard on 03/17/11 at 09:19:07

Here is their theory, in English:

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-03-large-hadron-collider-world-machine.html

Quote:

"One of the attractive things about this approach to time travel is that it avoids all the big paradoxes," Weiler said. "Because time travel is limited to these special particles, it is not possible for a man to travel back in time and murder one of his parents before he himself is born, for example. However, if scientists could control the production of Higgs singlets, they might be able to send messages to the past or future."

I don't think this guy has thought his theory through very well. Clearly, a message sent to the past can very easily cause a paradox.. one could just send a message to the past to have someone else kill their ancestors instead of trying to go back in time to do it themselves. So whatever "time machine" these attention whores come up with, will NOT be usable even as a communication device.

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by buttgoat1 on 03/17/11 at 09:20:38

my oldest son was struggling with changing his major from chemistry to physics, cuz it was so easy for him.
tough decisions.......

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by mick on 03/17/11 at 09:35:46

I have to ask, what is a brane ?

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by babyhog on 03/17/11 at 10:24:47

Wow, I'm not sure whether to feel stupid or aroused. ;D ;D

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by Serowbot on 03/17/11 at 10:26:59

The "Brane", is the candy coated covering of a Snigglet... :-?...

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by splash07 on 03/17/11 at 11:42:53

I am sorry but I speak English, can someone please translate that... :-?

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by thumperclone on 03/17/11 at 18:19:11

momentem conservation

translated from chinese

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by John_D FSO on 03/17/11 at 18:26:57

I understood almost every single word there...
it's just when they strung 'em into sentences that I got lost... :-?

And aren't tachyons what make the Enterprise fly? :P

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by verslagen1 on 03/17/11 at 18:47:06

nope they occasionally use them like radar.

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by Serowbot on 03/17/11 at 18:49:49

6E797872797F772B2E2D2C2E1C0 wrote:

And aren't tachyons what make the Enterprise fly? :P

I thought they were like Post-its, only green... :-?...

Title: Re: High Energy Physics
Post by babyhog on 03/17/11 at 19:00:15

;D

I'm cracking up at the responses.... that's some funny sh!t right there...