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Title: ... a little trip... Post by Serowbot on 12/19/10 at 16:18:46 May be gone a while,... See ya... :-?... Craigslist ad... http://tucson.craigslist.org/vol/2095303351.html Cutting edge volunteer needed for Time Machine. (NW Tucson) Date: 2010-12-04, 2:32PM MST Reply to: comm-jmhzv-2095303351@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 7 years and a ton of physics later, i am finally ready to begin human testing on the time machine i have built in my garage. As this project has been a secret part of my life, i am not comfortable disclosing much more than this does not use special or general relativity OR faster than light travel. This set up is completely safe. I have already completed extensive testing on my cat (Sparky). Sparky wears a custom suit that is equipped with a battery pack and custom HD camera in order to record all travel. This cat has already made world history by traveling to places to do things such as witness the Battle of Zama (HD recorded), has also been to the future to witness how the world lives in the year 2250 AD (HD recorded), plus has seen and learned MANY other things. A successful volunteer will need to meet the following requirements: 1) Sign an extensive non-discosure agreement. This will require that you review the agreement with your own council before signing. I will provide payment for attorney fees. If you do not have your own attorney, i will help you find an attorney for representation. 2) Sign a medical waiver. This will require that you review the agreement with your own council and medical professional before signing. I will provide payment for attorney fees. If you do not have your own attorney, i will help you find an attorney for representation. 3) You must be in superb health. 4) You may not disclose this project to any friend, family, relative, visitor, acquaintance, person, animal, non-earth being, thing (living or technology), king (or equivalent), queen (or equivalent), government, or God (in past, future, or current worlds). This is covered in the non-disclosure agreement, but felt important to clearly call this out. Violation of this could have dire results. 5) You must be under 6 feet 2 inches tall. 6) You must weigh less than 203 lbs. 7) I prefer to have a volunteer with dark brown hair. 8) Must be willing to train on and carry a weapon. You will likely be provided a weapon that is not yet known in todays world. 9) You must like eating fruit snacks. 10) Please do not volunteer if you have a peanut allergy. 11) You must be over the age of 18. 12) ABSOLUTELY no sexual activity will be allowed during any time dilation. Please respond with name, general bio (cover letter), and resume for consideration. I will be conducting a thorough background investigation on chosen candidate, so those with STD's, drug issues, ADHD, or criminal history do not apply. Prefer at least a 10th grade education. This is an unpaid volunteer position with the opportunity to experience things that may never be disclosed to the world. I am expecting a high volume of responses and will do my best to quickly qualify each resume received. Absolute confidentiality. Thanks, MD |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by verslagen1 on 12/19/10 at 16:29:48 What planet did you say he's from? |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by gerald.hughes on 12/19/10 at 16:42:08 I may be crazy, but it sounds like Lupo to me. |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 17:46:36 He didn't say if we could pick the time to go back to. And why hasn't tried it himself ? That cat must be a little tough guy not only does he carry a camera, but a battery pack. If I could go back in time I would choose December 24th at one hour BC,place "Bethlehem" . |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/19/10 at 18:26:29 Lets call him up & see if its a two seater. Id go with ya.. |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by Boofer on 12/19/10 at 18:54:44 Wonder if signature MD stands for Mad Doctor? |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by Lupo on 12/19/10 at 19:58:47 Don't bother applying, I already got the job :o |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 21:32:25 203D27282D3C4B0 wrote:
were you able to choose a place and time ? if so what and where is it ? |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 21:37:41 352A2C2B3631003000382A266D5F0 wrote:
Ok you got it,shall I bring frankinsense or mhurr,I cant afford gold.you bring the gold and a couple of corned beef on rye, mustard on mine please.And a big bottle of Whisky ,I think we will both need a drink,but for different reasons. ;) |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by Paladin. on 12/19/10 at 21:47:00 7660776A72676A71050 wrote:
3 -- Superb health? I am a cyborg! 8 -- Oh YEAH! I don't want a fair fight. 9 -- eh... fruit? Does that include Slim Jim Beef Jerky with Japaneo? 12 -- FORGET IT!!! |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/19/10 at 22:58:33 Johnny Walker okay? |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 23:09:04 302F292E33340535053D2F23685A0 wrote:
yes as long as it's JW Black Label |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by Serowbot on 12/19/10 at 23:11:28 Major Tom to ground control,... I'm coming home... :-?... |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/19/10 at 23:24:31 You get us the hook up for the trip, Ill BRING the Black label.. |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 23:28:21 293630372A2D1C2C1C24363A71430 wrote:
check with serowbot he lives in Tucson I think he placed the Ad,looks like his handywork, fes up serowbot. |
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Title: Re: ... a little trip... Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/19/10 at 23:32:58 BLAST that Rowboat all to Heck,,, Yea, he's about the guy for a stunt like that.. |
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