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Message started by kennycreed on 12/16/10 at 14:29:28

Title: mexican maid
Post by kennycreed on 12/16/10 at 14:29:28

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by mick on 12/16/10 at 16:13:21

good one Kenny. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by babyhog on 12/17/10 at 13:16:40

:o ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by jef.savage on 12/17/10 at 14:58:42

Very funny, but wouldn't it have been just as funny without tying it to a nationality?

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by Trippah on 12/17/10 at 16:10:12

So how many Mexicans do you think have illegally crossed the pond to Scotland? Their "wetbacks" come from Iceland, land of no banks.

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by stinger on 12/19/10 at 01:07:35

Maybe he told the joke that way because that's the way it was told to him. You expect him to rewrite it for your political correctness views?

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by mick on 12/19/10 at 09:14:33

2F20236B36262A332C292920450 wrote:

Very funny, but wouldn't it have been just as funny without tying it to a nationality?

FYI, the gardener was Scottish,is that better ?

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by BurnPgh on 12/19/10 at 18:11:20

thats weird...the way i heard it the maid was an american after the red chinese invasion and she didnt get a raise...she got picked up in a troika van. Still funny though.

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by mpescatori on 12/20/10 at 09:19:22

I'm waiting for Piglet or Skatnbnc to comment.

I think the reallyt funny part is the Lady's realizing that however a poor cook or whatever she may be, her husband is loyal to her. 8-)
OR
He thinks his wife is a better lay than the maid. :D

THAT's why the maid gets the raise.
;)

Title: Re: mexican maid
Post by mick on 12/21/10 at 00:26:46

It took a little more thought ,but it was like getting two jokes in one.
Good one.