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Message started by Oldfeller on 09/26/10 at 04:19:49

Title: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping carts
Post by Oldfeller on 09/26/10 at 04:19:49

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHd113QYBY[/media]

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/26/10 at 07:44:40

I turned a cart over completely, coming off the sidewalk, into a rain filled gutter, fully loaded with a customers groceries.....it wasnt a fun day.

I dont understand her not getting arms down.. maybe if I watched again,, naaaah, dont wanna see that again..

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by bill67 on 09/26/10 at 08:08:04

5271797B787171786F1D0 wrote:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHd113QYBY[/media]

OF why were you looking up pretty girls riding ;D

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by LostArtist on 09/26/10 at 08:27:09

332C2A2D30370636063E2C206B590 wrote:

the other girl was holding her hands - nope, sorry, now you made me watch it again! she was putting them out but the other girl in front was in her way

ouch!

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/26/10 at 08:55:55

Watching pairs, Ice skating. Guy has woman overhead, holding her hands. He falls, doesnt let go & slams her face into the ice. I saw her skate again the next year, but she just wasnt oaky. Never saw her again, as far as I know.. changed my watching that competition. I get worried when someone is holding their partners hands in an overhead lift. Ive been smashed up in so many ways I dont laff when I see people get smashed. Americas funniest? Half of that stuff is pure sadism. People with no heart laff when someone gets a face full of asphalt or a crotch packed with pipe when the skateboard slips away.

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by Oldfeller on 09/26/10 at 15:42:23

Whole point is you shouldn't do things like that to females ... especially not the purty ones.

Dem boys ain't very bright, are they?
Shouldn't have the girls riding on top of the beer cooler like that -- it's plumb dangerous --

it could shake the beer up and make it spew when you pop the tops.

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Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by verslagen1 on 09/26/10 at 15:56:30

what da maroon, 1st he drives the cart off the curb, then it's like... "dude, did you get that?"

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by Oldfeller on 09/27/10 at 04:48:16

Still, I wonder where them young boys wuz a grocery shopping -- wherever it was has some under ripe bimbos stocked in big center displays right out there on the beer isle.

Good marketing, that ... impulse purchases center isle placed correctly to be noticed.
Bet they train them to giggle as they climb off the elevated display right on into your cart ...

(are all you ladies really gonna put up with this endlessly and not SAY anything? Or do you remember when you were young enough and dumb enough to be riding in the cart?)

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/27/10 at 04:55:15

Back when Oldfeller was a Youngfeller those girls woulda been being draged home, errr, back to the cave, by their hair & the dude woulda been hauling a club & wearing an animal hide. Now, men shop for their wimmenz instead of just goin out & gettin 'em.

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by Oldfeller on 09/27/10 at 05:20:02

No, in my generation you had to ask go their daddy's permission to take them out to a movie or to date them at all if you were in high school or earlier.

Heck, even in college my wife to be took me home to eat Sunday dinner with her entire family after 2-3 casual dates as I was considered to be a serious boyfriend potential and her sister/cousins/mother had to weigh in on the subject. Plus it was time to be seeing if I was trainable or not.

And yes, she rode on the back of my motorcycle occasionally, but she didn't care for it very much so I didn't push it. And since it was spring time I swiped flowers from all over the place and never showed up without something to give her.

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I think the circumstances have changed a good bit to where it is now.

Title: Re: Why pretty girls shouldn't ride in shopping ca
Post by babyhog on 09/27/10 at 07:08:41

Ha HA! I have teenagers and "courtin" definitely ain't what it used to be....