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Message started by kennycreed on 05/23/10 at 01:11:21

Title: having a bad day
Post by kennycreed on 05/23/10 at 01:11:21

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his IPod
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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now; feeling better?
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Title: Re: having a bad day
Post by mick on 05/23/10 at 16:35:13

I feel much better ,and I actually had a cup of tea, and a hot muffin
dripping with butter.