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Title: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by cphilip on 02/18/05 at 12:19:22 Thats just to make it Savage related.. ;D :P ;) (just kidding) This is some good chit here.... The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by Old Geezer on 02/18/05 at 12:38:51 Or how about Disasster: What happens when a lady backs into an airplane propeller. |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by bentwheel on 02/18/05 at 13:07:36 ROTFLMAO. I especially like Bozone and sarchasm. |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by Greg_650 on 02/19/05 at 07:03:23 Only an Ignoranus surrounded by a persistent Bozone layer would fail to recognize the Sarchasm in this topic ;D |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by Paladin on 02/19/05 at 09:45:32 He's suffering from Suzuki Sadage -- melancholy due to dealing with non-Suzuki items such as Viargos and Vespas. |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by Susan on 02/19/05 at 13:52:47 Paladin wrote:
;D ;D ;) |
Title: Re: Savage Savage Suzuki Savage Savage Suzuki.... Post by Greg_650 on 02/20/05 at 06:37:06 Paladin wrote:
Did you mean, Viagra and Vespas? |
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